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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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  • 1 week
    Bot accounts not being deleted

    I realize mods have real lives so sometimes they can't check a horsewords site every day, but bot posts have been proliferating and they don't seem to have been taken down starting about three days ago.

    I keep trying to find the right forum fir this and I'm always getting told it's the wrong one, so I'll post this here and maybe someone who sees it will ping the mods.

    2 comments · 69 views
  • 6 weeks
    You can't stay, no you can't stay...

    How's it feel when there's
    Time to remember?
    Branches bare like the
    Trees in November...

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    0 comments · 58 views
  • 15 weeks
    Quite ugly one morning

    Don't the sky look funny?
    Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    From the Dawn's early light?

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    3 comments · 95 views
  • 15 weeks
    Like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain

    With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly

    1 comments · 59 views
  • 19 weeks
    Christmas 2023 be like

    Dracula playing poker with Santa.

    Says it all, really...

    0 comments · 54 views
Jan
21st
2021

What's up with all the little people dancing on the National Mall? · 12:53am Jan 21st, 2021

Singing something about...ding-dong, ding-dong? Is it one of those flash-mob things?

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Comments ( 3 )

I hear the Lollipop Guild and the Lullaby League pulled their contributions from senators who tried to contest the election.

Funny, when I looked in, the tune was "Hit the Road, Jack."

That's the National Guard. They're a sort of elf, I guess. Easily summoned, but capricious and difficult to command, especially when you take their toys away.

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