How would you write a story for the purpose of getting dislikes? · 7:35pm Jan 7th, 2021
How would you make people dislike your story? I ask, because I used to do that sort of thing a lot. I feel as if I have lost my ability to do that. I've gotten boring and mature over the years. I don't write as bad and silly I used to.
I'm not sure if I will make such a story again. But I feel the need to ask anyway.
I'd ask Super Trampoline for a collab… and then tell him what we're doing, just in case he was thinking of trying.
No.
Cringe.
Mountains of it.
I'd write a story that's simplistically written with incredibly poor grammar, terrible dialogue, and an abrupt ending.
Make a political mouthpiece story with unpopular opinions.
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Ah. That should do it. But I don't feel like doing that. Most certainly.
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My stories in a nutshell. XD
At least when I don't get help from editors or whatever.
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Thanks for the advice.
Trigger them in the title.
See my story, "Daddy, Why Do I Get Boners When I Poop?"
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Well at least you're entertaining and creative instead of just bad. Huge difference.
Writing foalcon will get pretty much everything dislikes and ect it’s only annoying answers I given or purposely making unlikeble characters . Or poor grammar at least.
Human in equestria being a hidden element and boyfriend's to the main 6, all three princess, and many of side characters. Have to be full of bad grammer and so many errors so to get people thinking that you are just learning English.
It's my same plan for when I leave this website one day. I'll take all of the text from Teressa the Empress, replace a few names with the MLP cast, and auto-post without approval and wait for someone to call my bullshit and ban me.
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I had to Google it, but the results tell me that this is probably overkill. Like, worse than the Super Trampoline story 5430882 was referencing if only due to the lack of self-awareness, and then stack the fact that you're plagiarizing it instead of being the original writer on top of that.
As an alternative to the prowess that is grammatical errors, most commonly exercised by us Human writers, delve within the retrospect of our many vocabularies throughout our timeline and confuse your literary examiners with overly complex and drawn-out sentences...
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Oh believe me, it is so much worse than that page makes it out to be. If you ever have the time, I'd recommend watching KrimsonRouge's review of it. Listening to him review it is like watching a man's soul rot from the inside.
I just wanted to share my dastardly plan to leave this website one day. But, if I wanted dislikes another way, I'd do what PRINCESS CADENCE did and title a story with a misleading title and description.
Kinda surprised this hasn't come up yet, but an unironic red-and-black alicorn OC with "authentic" grim edginess who gets the mane six as a harem. Bonus points if you can fit in lyrics from any song by Linkin Park, and extra bonus for abusing lavender unicorn syndrome.
"He stood in the moonlight, his rainbow-tipped crimson mane shining like a spray of blood while his obsidian coat seemed to radiate the darkness deep inside his heart. He narrowed his eyes and grit his teeth, then threw his head back and screamed a galaxy's worth of pain and loss into the night, whispering, 'I'll make them pay!'"
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Hot damn, that's actually a pretty good description you wrote.
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Thank you.
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A well-written description of something nobody sane would ever write.
Make it about something sensitive like yesterday’s raid of the whitehouse, or about anything political really