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MlpHero


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Dec
7th
2020

Dinner · 12:24am Dec 7th, 2020

A few Royal Guards looked around, terrified. “What the fuck was that?!” one of them asked.

“How the hell I am supposed to know?!” another shot back, raising his crossbow up to the darkness.

They’d been sent to investigate a series of disappearances in a nearby village. They hadn’t found any thing of the victims, but they had found the culprit. And monster built of only darkness. The true form of evil. A reincarnation of Hell itself. A guard backed up into a corner, where a blue blade slit his throat. And it was a big slit. The guard stepped out of the darkness, holding his hoof out to the other guards, who yelped at their brethren’s throat. The guard collapsed, and with it, his head rolling over to their hooves like a hoofball. They looked up to see the creature, an evil grin on it’s face. Before they could raise their weapons, a set of blue tendrils shot out, stabbing four guards in the neck, ripping their pharynges out. An unreformed changeling with blue fangs stepped out, shoving the pharynges into his mouth.

“Mm... pharynges... my favorite.”

The guards screamed, shooting their crossbows. The creature created blue blades, cutting and deflecting the arrows. He then rushed them, fangs bared. He lunged at one of the guards, pinning them down and ravaging him. He looked up, licking his muzzle. He then grabbed a guard and buried his fangs into the side of the pony’s neck, ripping a chuck of flesh from it, before swallowing it. Two guards rushed him with knives. The tendrils emerged from his back, ripping the knives from the ponies’ magic. The creature grabbed a guard and pried his jaw open and shoved the knives down his throat. He grabbed the other guard and twisted his hoof, before bring his own hoof down and snapping the guard’s hoof like a twig. The pony howled before the creature shoved a tendril down his throat and ripped his lung out through his mouth. He shoved it down his gullet, then turned to the last guard. The pony turned to a window, running towards it in an attempt to escape. A tendril ran straight through his chest just as he made it out, before yanking him back in. The guard’s final screams filled the village as the creature slowly and painfully ravaged and consumed him.

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Comments ( 21 )

Holy crap... it looks like something straight from a horror movie!

5411048
Yea!

This is how I get the sadistic out:pinkiecrazy:

5411052
“No. I’m just very hungry.”

5411051
“Yes. Pharynx-ripping is a favorite. They, along side fear, taste great.”

5411054
“...Why do I hear boss music?”

5411054
Ah...you mean the body part, not the 'ling, right?

5411055
“Well come on! There’s more RG’s to go around!”

5411057
*Licks muzzles*

5411058
“Did I stutter?”

What's with everyone eating everyone lately?

5411062
*Happy murderous genetic creature noises*

5411063
“I am hungry. I only eat other creatures.”

5411064
“You better run.”

5411065
“I eat both.”

5411072
I have tried it. Many times. And I enjoy it still from time to time. I got some recipies I could share.
5411070
Understandable, have a nice day.

5411076
“Where’d that buck boy go?”

5411079
^u^

5411082
Uh...*points in random direction* that way

5411084
“FOOD.” *runs off*

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