What Your MLP Husbando Says About You · 9:38pm Dec 5th, 2020

Also based on MV Perry’s Waifu/Husbando videos.

I tried using as many males as possible so... bear with me.

Spike - You just feel sorry for the little guy.
Big Mac - You’re into the strong silent type. Or you’re Sugar Belle.
Shining Armor - You like to make up excuses as to why he’d even want to leave his wife. Or you’re Princess Cadance.
Discord - You’re sick of all the Fluttercord shippers on the internet.
Soarin - You’re sick of all the Soarindash shippers on the internet
Braeburn - Your real-life boyfriend just won’t shut up.
Double Diamond - You just think his design looks cool.
Cheese Sandwich - Because he’s the closest thing to a canon male Pinkie Pie.
Party Favor - Because he’s the second closest thing to a canon male Pinkie Pie.
Sandbar - You’re addicted to his “surfer dude” demeanor.
Gallus - You started growing attached to him after that “The Hearth’s Warming Club” episode.
Flash Sentry - You don’t exist.
Tirek - You either like old skinny guys or you like thicc muscular guys. Like come on, make up your mind.
Thorax - You don’t give a damn about whether he’s reformed or not. You just wanna hug that bug.
Pharynx - You’re right.
King Sombra - You’re… second right. Or you just like edgy boys.
Prince Blueblood - You like being a slave.
Star Tracker - You wish you had fanboys like him.
Feather Bangs - You’re an eight year old who listens to Justin Bieber.
Zephyr Breeze - You think he looks attractive, but you also just wanna smack him with a baseball bat. Twenty times.
Quibble Pants - You’re willing to deal with overly critical dudes
Thunderlane - People kept telling you that Soarindash was canon, so you used this guy as a last resort.
Fancy Pants - You’re a gold digger.
Timber Spruce - You’re Sci-Twi.
Sunburst - You like beards.
Terramar - You like mermen.
Snips and/or Snails - You like being annoyed into submission. Or you’re a pedophile.
Grandpa Gruff - Stop. Get some help.
Mud Briar - You read the encyclopedia in your free time.
Capper - You’re a furry.
Rumble - I’m not gonna say it again. I just can’t.
Bulk Biceps - YEAH! YOU HAVE A MUSCLE FETISH!
Flim and Flam - You want to be in a poly relationship.
Rule 63 Characters - You’re one of those Reader Insert writers on Wattpad.