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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 51 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 61 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 91 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 91 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 114 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Nov
2nd
2020

Happy · 6:58am Nov 2nd, 2020

Yeah. This just about sums it up. Mister Elfman gets it. I think I like the song. Maybe. Makes me feel happy. The video is kind of amazing. I posted it on the Discord as well, after pouring my liquor soaked heart out and shouting into the void. I think I'm in a mood. Been in a lot of pain lately, and I just said, "Fuck it." And now I'm not in as much pain because I've had a lot of high test liquor. For whatever it's worth, don't mix Drambuie and Kraken together. It doesn't taste good. I drank it anyway, but damn. Blargh. I just needed some respite. Might've turned myself into a beast to be rid of the pain of being a man.

No. I'm not drunk. I don't get drunk. Never get drunk. Just ask Scarheart. I'm just finally not in as much pain and this is how I am when I'm not broken. Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going to get some writing done whilst I still have the magic in me.

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Comments ( 8 )

Thanks for bringing this to my attention! I’ve followed Elfman off and on since his Oingo Boingo days, and I was completely unaware that he had released a single. :pinkiehappy:

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It feels very Oingo Boingo-ey. If Oingo Boingo was fronted by Jack Skellington.

I have found Kraken goes will with Schweppes ginger ale. Specifically 3 parts ginger ale 1 parts Kraken.

Head's up: The video has strobing lights that can cause migraine.

Try Kraken in hot cider (or cold, I guess). You get to feel all seasonal, the dark, spiced rum means you can be lazy and microwave the cider (or mull it for extra spiciness, which goes over well for house parties, when they resume).

Damn it. Now I want Kraken.

(Did you see that coffee monstrosity they were selling? Leave that to Kahlua and coffee brandy!)

Do you mean kraken black spiced rum, or is it one that google isn’t showing me?

That is a suitable song for the time of year.
I spent a large part of the past weekend playing phasmophobia with some friends and eating too many sweet things.

Take care of yourself Kudzu, whatever form that takes. We’re all here wishing you the best.

Just get some absinthe, it's the only strong liquor that really takes the edge off. Last time i drank some, quite a few years ago, i ended up drinking almost three quarters of a 55% bottle. It was a chaotic evening, to say the least. I hope your drinking binge got the bad funk outta you, and took some of that pain away while it lasted.

There are a few other tricks I know of, otherwise- but I won't write them here in the kidz-friendly comment zone.

Also, get better Kudz! Piss the evil away!

Kraken... Eyup.

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