50 Questions No One Wants The Answers To · 7:31pm Oct 17th, 2020
1. What is your first name?
Jacob
2. How old are you?
I am 24 years old
3. What country are you from?
United States
4. What do you look like?
My reflection
5. What do you wish you looked like?
Charlie Chaplin
6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
Interrogating the class idiot back in high school
7. What is your favorite ship?
Twilight x Tempest
8. What is your least favorite ship?
Anything shipping the Mane6 together i.e. TwiDash or RariShy
9.Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
Most of the people I talk to know about it
10. Were they a family member?
Most of them know
11. Favorite MLP episode?
"Lesson Zero" and "Luna Eclipsed"
12. Who is your favorite superhero?
Batman.
13. Favorite Anti-hero?
Tommy Shelby
14. Favorite supervillain?
The Joker
15. Favorite anti-villain?
Darth Vader
16. What was the last book you read?
Thank You For My Service by Mat Best
17. What is the last movie you watched?
Django
18. Favorite song at the moment?
Holy War by Thy Art Is Murder
19. What song do you always come back to?
A Country Boy Can Survive by Hank Williams Jr
20. What is your current job?
Overnight CR for the Walmart Customer Care Center
21. What job do you want in the future?
Either something in creative writing or a trade job like welding
22. Dream job?
Self published fiction author
23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
Moving across the country on less than two weeks notice
24. At this moment what is your greatest failure?
Trusting the wrong person several years ago. Not saying any more than that
25. Do you have any pets?
I have a cat, but he's being cared for back in MN by a friend until I can go back for him
26. What is your dream pet?
German Shepherd
27. Do you own any weapons?
I've owned many, but currently I only have an AR-15
28. Is there a gun you really want?
I want another Beretta 92FS, but my dream gun is a functional MP-40
29. What religion are you?
Norse Pagan
30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
Adolf Hitler. No, I'm serious. The most reviled man in all of history all to myself for a day? I can't think of a more interesting conversation opportunity
31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?
No one. That would just mess things up
32. Are you political?
I try to stay out of politics, but I sit somewhere in center-right
33. Are you married?
No
34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Not anymore. Ended things with my gf when I moved to Arkansas
35. Have a crush on anyone?
Not really. Unless we count fictional crushes
36. Care to explain?
Nah
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
I'm attractive enough
38. If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?
Mmm... Mat Best
39. Who is your favorite pony?
Princess Celestia
40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
Not really
41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
42. Are you a virgin?
Nope. Lost that label about 6 years ago
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
Moving cross country with less than two weeks notice
44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
Peaky Blinders or Vikings
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
Bondage
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
Nope.
47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?
[Adult story embed hidden]
48. Favorite quote?
"I am the way and the light, except occasionally the light is muzzle flash" - Ian McCollum (aka Gun Jesus)
49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
Yep.
50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?
Probably
Old-school.
Based.