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  • 11 weeks
    Conlang Ponish

    Has anyone ever done a conlang workup of Ponish? It doesn't have to be GOOD but I could really use some idea what it might sound like to a non-Ponish speaker. I'm a novice conlanger and I COULD go down that rabbit hole, but it's probably not an effective use of my time.

    It's an effective use of someone else's time, tho. :ajsmug:

    Any help is appreciated.

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  • 35 weeks
    Getting Some of My Mojo Back

    Not sure what I'm going to do with it. Doing a lot of furry art and comics right now on Furaffinity, and my normie erotica is still what keeps the lights on.

    Miss horse butts and horse drama tho. And I have SO many unfinished fanfics.

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  • 39 weeks
    This Past Year Has Sucked

    And it's still ongoing. There are some things you want to do, something things you have to do for loyalty, and some things you have to do for survival. If there's an afterlife, I hope I can just write and draw and put things in a library when I'm done with them. It doesn't matter if anyone but God sees them. I want to make things forever without being interrupted by the needs of life.

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  • 47 weeks
    This is Tremendously Important

    Brave new world, that has such thestrals in it.

    5 comments · 134 views
  • 49 weeks
    It Works Online, Too


    [sauce]

    I have different meds in the pipeline. We'll see how that goes.

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Oct
15th
2020

Do You All Miss My Clop? · 5:18pm Oct 15th, 2020

Not that I write anything but what I want to write. And not that my 'serious' fic isn't super horny, even as my clops sometimes have some heavy themes.

But if anyone wants to say, "Horatio, you need to write more blow-by-blow* fapable erotica", now is your chance.

Especially since my dance card will be clear in a few weeks. I really ought to write some of that original fiction that could, you know, get me paid? But fuck capitalism, am I right?

Oh, also, new Wastelander Lyra thing up.

* Hehehehe :yay:

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Yes, PLEASE! You’ve put out some of my favorite clopfics in recent years, namely I Was A Teenage Blowjob Queen and Bi Dads Club.

I say write what you want. But I wouldn't be opposed to more bestiality fics...:rainbowwild:

Why yes, do fuck capitalism, but we all have to eat. On that topic, where can I purchase your original fiction?

Hmm. "Fuck capitalism"... I think I have found my clop prompt.

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Why yes, do fuck capitalism, but we all have to eat. On that topic, where can I purchase your original fiction?

There exactly is the problem, it's all on my hard drive in splendid disarray. I ought to fix that.

Hmm. "Fuck capitalism"... I think I have found my clop prompt.

Or, failing that, Spoiled Rich? :trixieshiftleft:

I’d rather read a story that you wanted to write or enjoyed writing not something you feel you need to or have to because others demand of you

On a separate note if you’re offering just cause you want something to do I like hard skull fucking Real messy ones and anal or anal focused and I do enjoy when OCs go on a sexual adventure or at least a A story with a good and well written sexual scenes

Personally I like serious stories that get horny over the clop, but whatever makes you happy.

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Well I started an outline for an idea I had for an HiE I got tangled up in world building, so that's where I am right now. I feel like someone should have made a good Ponish conlang by now? I found this, but it's too similar to English for my tastes. I'd rather there were something more rolly-polly and totally alien, like Lapine.

Yeah, my focus might've changed. :twilightsheepish: I'm not saying there woudn't be prawn in this its just I want know how ponies sound to non-ponies.

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All writers get the conlang bug in the end XD

Funnily enough I’ve had lots of thoughts about history of pony idioms but they only really make sense in English.

Lapine is a good base, since it includes ponyish names by default :p

I wonder if Twilight is busily trying to invent words for different kinds of friendship. I’m sure Cadance invented both the Four Loves and possibly the Troll romance equivalents. And was very unhappy that she had to come up with kissmessitude.

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