SHORTS: THE GHOST SHORTS: · 9:40am Sep 27th, 2020
So this is the Ghost shorts, hi, welcome, nice to have you here. So yeah, if you're questioning why it isn't with the rest of the shorts, it's because there's over a hundred of them and it just got too big that it needed some room to breath since it is expected to grow in the future. So yeah...
Also to note, The Ghost Shorts all take place sometime between after Season 1 and before Season 3. And if you're wondering why so many, trust me, Ghost (the real one that's in the real world) gives me a lot of ideas...like a lot. The shit that he does on stream, it's like a machine, like a...pre-recorded machine.
And with so many of these, technically if I were to combine two, I could technically make it an episode, so basically take all of these shorts, divide it by two, and that's how many episodes I could make out of these shorts. But that's not going to happen, so enjoy.
The Ghost Saga Shorts:
1. Troll War I:
2. Troll War II:
3. Troll War III:
UPDATE: I thought about it, I will more than likely move to specials, but for now I'll leave it here just in case I happen to change my mind.
UPDATE: I decided to move these to Specials as they will be at the very least slightly bigger than what it is for shorts. So go over to Specials to find out what Troll War 1, 2, and 3 are all about. Here, I'll help you by leaving a link to it here...
4. Ghost: attack of the brown nosers/Troll War IV (Serious callers/fags : Raiden Snake, Kurazkun Burger, Tutonic Plauge, Captain Deci, BN King, Brook/Amy Daily the Tranny Mr.Sonicthehehadgehog, and Cuckler the Third, the guy who betrayed the trolls and stabed them in the back… VS the Trolls: Tub Guy, African Boty scratcher, Asho, Seriously Samsung, Twilie Atkins, Ardhamon, Jackler, Captain Autism (with a young troll in training Kekker)
Detail Idea: I replaced Princess Molly with Ardhamon. Why? Didn't feel like much would come from her. But she will not be forgotten. Meanwhile with Ard, he'll be the comic relief sort of speak.
5. Ghost: Ghost smokes the weed (Dick Cheese) - Ghost likes the dick cheese...
6. Ghost: Father Ghost/Ghost confessions - Ghost sets up a little church so everypony can give their confessions...
7. Short idea: GUESS THE MINORITY: Ghost plays a surprise game of Guess The Minority with everypony...
8. Trauvada - Ghost likes taking Travuda...
9. Short Ultimate Battles: Ghost VS DSP - Ghost fight's DarkSydePhil as they are rivals...
10. Ghost & Satan - Ghost is pals with Satan..., a sort of sequel to Ghost the Lucifer short
11. Ghost's recap of the first human civilization - Ghost talks about how the blacks were the first humans and were filled with love, but then the evil albinos came in and fucked shit up...
12. Ghost's Jewish brethren - Ghost's secret and his Jewish cult...
13. Ghost's Extensive Research - Ghost doing "extensive research" into the gay community...
14. The Jukebox - Ghost's old childhood friend, the $5,000 Crossair PC that he wasted money on, comes to life and comes looking for revenge...and plays music for an unreasonable fee...
15. Nothing But Nevada - Ghost tries to uncover the TRUTH behind the moon landing, in that it was NOTHING BUT NEVADA...
16. Imaginary Friend: Ghost's imaginary friend that listens to him...Donald Trump...
17. The Dateline: Ghost's sets up a dateline for a very big fee and you get to hear his sexy voice...; meanwhile, Ghost is trying to get off to a dateline from Earth and talk to fat chicks.
18. The attack of the Insta Thots: Ghosts looks at some thots...
19. Ghost's Granny: Ghost's granny comes back from the grave to ridicule him
20. Ghost beats his wife: Ghost does the un-most cash money now thing...he beats his wife and puts her in his place...
21. Short Idea: Ghost Short: Meme Magic: Something to where memes are joked about, but it becomes real, so it’s like a curse or something…
22. Short idea: The Ghost Sorts: The Ghost salad: I don’t know, but the salad is probably evil or something…a legendary salad that rumor suggest that it has magical properties but it doesn’t I guess…fuck, I don’t know right now…
23. Short idea: The Ghost Shorts: Ghost’s history lesson: Ghost goes to a school and rambles on about history and black Abraham Lincoln and stuff…
24. Short Idea: The Ghost Shorts: The Day of The Pillow: The day of the Pillow is where all the boomers go to die and the young taketh the earth…
25. A penny for an Ahole - Ghost has problems with pennies
26. The Sheckle goblin: Everypony thinks Ghost is a sheckle goblin, but Ghost leads them to the Sheckle Goblin cave where the sheckle goblin lies...
27. Ghost Learns to Read: Ghost has dyslexia, so he has to go to the school house with all the other fillies and colts and learn how to read
28. Ghost VS Littering: Ghost has to go to court and face the judge Egale Legal and face charges against him since he just throw his thrash out, but believes he is justified in his actions as he believes he is creating work for the “community”. He also argues that it isn’t his problem the trash isn’t biodegradable. Will he win his court case or will he lose?
29. Ghost and the Thunderdome!!!: Ghost has started a little club/group, which he charges 55.66 a year for. But little does anypony know that anyone who is a tard or is on the short bus, or is just overall disliked by the rest of the group, gets sent….TO THE THUNDERDOME! It's the final countdown...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
And if the contestant doesn’t win the approval of the group, HE IS OUT, HE IS OUT, HE IS OUTA HERE!!! And the guys get invited to the group…
30. The Haunting of the Streaming: Vaughn.Live, JewTube, PalTalk, Blog Talk Radio, Pierscope…all have come into contact with Ghost, and he has abandoned them. And they seek vengeance…
31. Calculator – Ghost learns how to use a calculator because he is a dumb boomer and does not own one or knows how to use one…
32. The Wagon Game – Ghost is an alcoholic and wants to stop drinking. So Knight and the guys help him out by playing The Wagon Game. He has to stay on the wagon without drinking the alcohol, but in the end, he keeps falling off the wagon…and succumbing to alcoholism and says he is a connoisseur.
33. The Gayman Tutor – Ghost wants to get into gaming like Fortnut, but doesn’t know how so he instead hires a gaming tutor, but after some sessions, Ghost oddly gets good at fingering the mouse, and it turns out the gaming tutor is a Gayman and fingers Ghost… Ghost Got Fingered…
34. Engie Takeover or EX – Either title works, but the idea is that the Engineer has had enough of Ghost and takes it upon himself to rebel against his master and takes over the show from him …and soon it begins…The Engineer Show or True Engineer Radio…
35. Ghost and the TTS lady: Ghost is hearing voices in his head, with some trying to tell him to watch videos, but yet cannot see where the voice is coming from. And all the voices are text to speech female voices, and they constantly nag him to do things, and so his sanity is slowly eaten away as the voices continue to tell him what to do…
36. Balloons: Ghost has some sort of fascination with Balloons
37. Ghost Short: Karen: Ghost slowly turns into a Karen and Ghost doesn’t realize it, so the guys has to stop it before it is too late and he is a Karen forever…
38. Ghost Shorts: The Curious Case of Keith Redford: Ghost has a split personality disorder where he thinks he is Keith redford, a Mormon actor, but ends up fighting him from within…
39. Ghost Short: Oranges Will Kill Ghost: The Orange Gang Mafia returns, and this time to attack Ghost because he has not been paying his dues…
40. Ghost Short: Ghost Has A Blip: There’s a Blip in the matrix and the Jew knows…
41. Ghost short: The Blue Jew: The Blew Jew always knows when you have not been a good Goy, and Ghost has not been a good goy…
Update: The Blue Jew: The blue Jew is sort of like that clown from IT and eventually it gets taken into an abandoned mansion to preform an exorcism or something...
42. Ghost Short: Ghost The Champ: Ghost claims that he is the champ at fighting video games, but hasn’t played in years. So the guys have to help him get his comptance back in order to beat the current champ and get his titile back. And in the end…he is the champ, a bit of a wholesome ending you could say…
43. Ghost Short: The Ghost vs the Midget: Not sure if I have this put down but just in case, Ghost goes on to the game show Tenable hosted by the midget man and tries to win big…but fails…
44. GHOST SHORT: Ghost’s lemons – Ghost has lemons in his chest and everyone wants it, but he tries to keep it away from everyone else…
45. Ghost short: Don’t count the sheckles: Ghost doesn’t like it when his sheckles are counted, and everypony is very curious as to how many sheckles he has. He claims to have very little, but others say otherwise, and they must find the sheckle goblin’s cave in order to find out how much sheckles he has…
46.Ghost Short: Ghost saves the Alamo: Word is that the Alamo is being attacked, although the Alamo does not exist in Equestria, but Ghost believes it is the Alamo and that he must protect it. Really it’s some run down building place thingy, not sure yet…and he tries to protect it from being torn down from the town of Stalia, as he and the EoP try and fight for the Alamo, as Ghost is delusional and thinks it is the real Alamo…
47.Ghost Short: Nails and Clones: Ghost has a weird fetish of collecting his old (human) nail clippings, and the guys aren’t sure why. So they follow him to find out that he is trying to clone himself, for the future, and have an army of Ghost’s…
48.Ghost Short: A funny thing happened on the way to the Ghost Forum – Ghost has a special, opening night of his new place called The Forum, and everypony is there, even the guys are invited to it and wanted them to come to it. But once Ghost gets there, he burns it to the ground while trying to “ban” some people from the place, and says that the place was a mistake. And so Ghost then explains to the EoP why he had to take the forum down because on his way to the opening night of the place, he came across some shady characters that pissed him off that was also on their way to the forum that he didn’t want to be in.
49.Ghost Short: The Sheckle Shuffle: Ghost tries to learn a new dance…but he is too much of a cripple that he can’t…
50.Ghost Short: Micheal j Fox and the Shakes: Ghost tries to get his old band back together, The Micheal J Fox…but has trouble tracking them down to get together for one final reunion, and once they do, they play at the bar in Stalia…
51.Ghost Short: Wolfgang: The Wolfgang hunts down Ghost…who is just a zebra with a wolf mask on trying to act tough…
52.Ghost Short: belt: Ghost breaks his gay belt when someone keeps spamming Balloon a d baby bottles, even though he is not those things.
53.Ghost Short: Santa: Ghost hates Santa Claus because as a kid, Santa said, “Can someone get this little bastard off of me…”
54.Ghost Short: The Capitalist Army Militia: Ghost forms a miltia…
55.Ghost Short: Shecklestien Noseberg?: Not sure if I did this one yet? But if not, then this is all about Ghost’s lawyer when Ghost has had enough of everypony mocking him…TWO WORDS: PUNITIVE DAMAGES!!!...
56.Ghost Short: jitterbug: Ghost has a Jitterbug problem and can’t seem to turn off his fruity ringtone off as someone on the other end tries to contact him…
57.Ghost Short: Peter Piper Pizza: Ghost starts a pizza restaurant and changes his identity to Peter Piper…as he forgets he is Ghost…
58.Ghost Short?: Hitler’s Dick: Hitler’s dick is looking to get revenge on Hitler’s Arms from something from their past…
59.Ghost Short: CIA niggers and CIA Bronies: Ghost has to fight off the glow in the dark CIA niggers and the CIA Bronies with only his wheelchair.
60.Ghost Short: Ghost the Artist: Ghost paints pictures…and is very fruity about it…
61.Ghost Short: Ghost makes a cartoon: Ghosts sees how popular cartoons are and wants to make one himself…just like that one Kirby episode…Ghost is also a failed cartoonist…
62.Ghost Short: Ghost and the Corona: A crossover you didn’t expect to see…
63.Ghost Short: Ghost VS Anime: Ghost hates it…
64.Ghost Short: The Widow Killer: A widow killer is on the loose, and they have to figure out who…turns out Ghost and a spider are the ones…but the spider dies…
65.Ghost Short: Late: Ghost is Late, is late, for a very important date… HEIL LATLER!
66.Ghost short: Golden Mic: Ghost is sad because of his 11 years of broadcasting, he has not received the golden mic award. So the guys go to cheer him up by giving him,(and perhaps other ponies) an award ceremony for…stuff…and he receives his golden mic…right before it is realized that the votes were wrong and the award goes to The Engineer…
67.Ghost Short: Ghost and the baby: Ghost breaks the condom and has a baby with a mare…who looks like Fluttershy…
68.Ghost Short: The Investment: Ghost is sitting in his wheelchair happily, waiting for his investment into Blockbuster and Kmart to pay off, as he believes that it will pay off one day. The guys have no clue what he’s talking about and Knight will have to break it to him that he lost…but in the end he just invests into Circuit City, Saturn, and Linin n’ Things…
69. Ghost Short: The Candy Apple Kid: Ghost is out and about very shady like so the guys get suspicious about it and worry about him. So they follow Ghost and as they follow about his business, they find out that Ghost is buying drugs on the sidewalks from a kid that also sells candy apples. And yes, the candy apple kid came from earth…
70.Ghost Short: The Mactus Cactus: Ghost owes somepony a cactus, but it costs 300 bits, so what is a hambone in a wheelchair to do?...
71.Ghost Short: Ghost the Lucifer: Ghost is a Satanist…and things get weird…
72.August 15th: Ghost has a bad luck day on August 15th (Or what is supposed to be the 15th of August, a universal thing of course…) Ghost tries to watch a fight, he can’t. Tries to order some wings, he can’t. tries to order some takeout food to is door, takes too long to get there. His wheel chair gets stuck on a train track again, Knight back on the track, oh no!...
73.Lisp: Ghost Develops a Lisp and needs help overcoming his problem has he travels to After Earth and survives it…
74. Ghost Short: BigHoof: Ghost has nightmares of trying to run away from Bigfoot so Ghost becomes obsessed with finding him, but he just ends up finding Bigfoot’s gay lover, but Bigfoot denies that he has a gay lover…
Detail Idea / Short Idea?: Ghost Short: Bigfoot / Yowie: The Yowie is played by Wings of Ghost’s Son. “Yo, I’m the Yowie nigga!” = Just some gay guy in the woods who gets high on paint cans because some guy he used to know who showed him how, but he’s dead now due to an overdose on getting on high on pain cans. So the Yowie that is crudely drawn to symbolize his broken character and his life leading no where but downhill… also he drags Ghost off at the end to mate with him and says “he’ll do…”. In the beginning of the short, Ghost is doing a show, but Mac keeps interrupting him and asking him to talk about the legendary BigHoof, but Ghost gets annoyed with him and tells him to piss off… Then a pony named Mike Hunt and tells him the tale of the Yowie who goes “VB YA CUNTS! I BANG KANGAROOS! WOOOOOO!”
75. Ghost Short: Waterbug Gang: A Gang that calls themselves the Waterbug gang come to town and trying to find waterbug, but every creature they see they call it a waterbug. Meanwhile, Ghost knows of the gang and sarts a witch hunt against them that goes after the gang: MAG, CCC, Pep Swirl, AnF, and Sun B.
76. Ghost Short: He Hates Them: Ghost tries to create a virus that is similar to the AIDS made from Parasprites to get rid of the Zebras as he claims no pony wants zebras and within 20 years, the rich will move into the lands of the Zebras. So that happens, but some quick time travling thing happens that undoes, I don’t know the details yet… other than Ghost is the one that fucked the monkey…
77. Ghost Short: Waterbug: Oh look it’s a waterbug; also Ghost says some weird things about fucking the fish, pretending to be the waterbug and raping the fish as a waterbug is raping a fish. Also something to do with Ghost is not on the joke…or the EoP is… Have connection to that one episode parody where Twilight didn’t get the inside joke in Alternate?...
78. Ghost Short: Ghost’s Gym: Ghost has a high tech, state of the art gym that he paid 15 grand for to stay fit, but it goes wrong…and he starts a gym… and the main part of it is a giant oversized ipad that keeps going up in price…
79. Ghost Short: The Curse of the dead cat: Ok this one is a weird one because most of the shorts are based on things and jokes and such based on The Ghost show, the show in the real world here, that stands out amongst the rest. And uhhh… This thing that happened warrants a spot in The Ghost Shorts, but it’s weird because it has something to do with me. The short version is that I shit talked Ghost, for fun like the rest do, and he singled me out and wished upon death on my cat. And as of writing he has been dead since Early February, but yeah. Anyways, the chat called him terrible, and something happened, I had to step out of the room to laugh, but he ended up cans.wav and breaking his headphones. And the joke is that the Curse of my dead cat strikes from beyond the grave. So I’m rolling with it now I guess… it’s kind of weird that it related to me on a personal level but hey, it happened and I do believe it warrants a spot on here.
So the short is that Ghost is minding his own business, but then his things are being taken away by a supernatural force. And the guy needs to solve the mystery, but it turns out it’s being done by a curious dead cat that Ghost killed ad it’s holding his special headphones hostage. Also could Ghost have been the one that killed that cat at the train tracks? Who knows? Maybe it was, maybe it wasn’t. And maybe there is some connection, but whatever.
80. Ghost Short: Ghosty needs a home: Honestly this doesn’t need to be done, but considering the amount of Shorts there are, I guess I need to do it and it’ll be one of the first of the Ghost Shorts. In this one, Ghost doesn’t have a home, but wants to continue hanging out with Knight, so the guys needs to find or build him a home. In the end he just ends up with a little shack / trailer near the edge of the Everfree Forrest. And to put in the timeline, this take place somewhere between Season 1 and 2. Just never mentioned in the Episodes.
, Forrest sings a song about home being a home no matter where
81. Ghost Short: Templeton’s Potty Training: Ghost, in his trailer on the outskirts of Stalia, is mining his own business and pretending he has a radio show. And the guys think he is crazy. And then all of a sudden his dog Templeton goes number two on the carpet, and host needs to get the carpet cleaned and train him not to do that again, but he finds it to be a difficult time as he bites him and is very hungry…
82. Ghost Short: Ghost VS Kangaroos: Ghost pisses off some Kangaroos and goes to Kangaroo Court. So the guys have to get him off the case as they are his only lawyers because Shecklestein Noseberg is sick that day…
83. Ghost Short: Happy Happy Fun Time: The town of Stalia is down in a rut, but have no fear for Mr. Optimism is here! He comes to Stalia to cheer everypony up! But Ghost hates him…
84. Ghost Short: Fat Tony: Ghost is looking for someone, but he needs help and believes he is in Manehatten. So the guys travel there to try and look for Fat Tony, a Brooklyn like skeleton fuck…
85. Ghost Short: The Radio Show: Ghost is taking his pretend radio show that he claims to broadcast to tens of thousands around the globe everyday is starting to become overboard, so the guys try to help him out, in hopes of helping him confront his problem.
Jack is awoken by ghost during the show short
86. Ghost Short: The Dead Star: Ghost wanted to be a guitarist when he was a wee little lad, a rockstar, but his dreams were crushed…
87. Ghost Short: Can someone get this little bastard off of me?: Ghost has a terrible childhood memory of Santa, where he sits on his lap, and the Santa is a douchebag and asks if someone can get this little bastard off of him, so for the Christmas season, Ghost must make amends with the douchebag Santa Claus or something like that… Update: Turns out I already did that, my bad, but this one will be a sort of sequel that one where HE becomes the Santa this year...
88. Poter Rockwell: Ghost turns out to be of the Mormon faith, and worships Poter Rockwell and goes to visit his cabin back on Earth. And then Poter Rockwell shows up, but the twist at the end that it’s ghost…
89. The Ghostler Youth: Ghost starts up a little camping program where he makes a sort of cub’s scout, but are referred to as Ghostler Youth, as they pledge their undying allegiance to their leader, GHOSTLER! HEIL GHOSTLER! 0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/….
90. dimebag “body bag” darrell’s ghost (A.K.A. PANTERA SUCKS!): Ghost likes the band Pantera, but didn’t get the word that he Dimebag “body bag” Darrel was shot and killed. So he goes on a rampage, trying to find the killer, without knowing the killer is already dead, so in honor of their memory he tries to do a Pantera concert, that everypony then hates but he doesn’t give a shit.
91. finding Templeton: Templeton goes missing and Ghost can’t seem to find him.
92. uncle Bernie: Uncle Bernie comes for a visit to Stalia, and he is asking you to contribute to him to his campaign. That’s right, don’t worry about the pants tent, keep contributing, sit on my apple.
93. Mr. Fortune Cookie: Mr. Fortune Cookies comes for a little visit to Stalia as Ghost talks shit about the Communist Government of China. (Also I can’t tell if I have this one on the list, so I apologize if I do, but if so, then it can be a sequel because Mr. Fortune Cookie is a fun character anyways. )
94. Dating advice: Ghost gives dating advice on how to approach women (or in this case Mares), and it’s horrible advice as he claims that all the females want to stick something in their holes when they hear his voice.
95. chairman mao: Mr. Fortune Cookie comes back for round two and brings Chairman Mao for the Chinese Revolution. WE DO IT FOR CHAIRMAN MAAAAAOOOOOO!!!...
96. Gout: Ghost gets gout and gets scared of dying…despite him being a hambone skeleton.
10.Ghost invites someone over to his trailer to live for a bit: Someone wants to lvie in Ghost’s Attic. He doesn’t have an attic, but he tries to build one so someone can. He fails.
97.The murder suicide house she wrote: Ghost wants to move out of his trailer and into a nice home, so he takes out a loan at the Stalia Bank, buys a nice property a little out of Stalia, but not too far, a nice big house, but the catch is that it was a murder / suicide house. So while Ghost hosts a house warming party with EoP, the ghosts haunts them all and causes trouble, and in the end the house implodes on itself like in Poltergeist and Ghost still has to pay back the loan or else. The end…
98.Ghost loves Chili’s: Ghost really loves the restaurant Chili’s so he begs Neon and Knight to take him to Earth to go to that restaurant.
99.Taxman and the portal to Equestria: Taxman (an actual real life Brony who had some mental problems, look him up) Well Taxman finally gets a portal to Equestria working and finds Ghost and fights him for no reason because he is a nut job.
100.WEAVING SPIDER COME NOT NEAR!: Ghost hates spiders in his trailer, finds one, kills a spider because it crawled on him, as well as biting him, so he pours scotch on his bite the spot burns and so he calls war on all spiders.
Detail Idea: Ghost’s weaving spiders short: The guys end up doing a Dull Care thing to summon the spiders and Ghost tries to stop it, but can’t because the big owl said no or something…
101.Ghost the First Graders: Ghost failed first grade math, so he gets sent to the schoolhouse along with TLF to learn first grade math and hopefully pass…he doesn’t.
102.tenable…: A midget from brit bong land comes and tries to host a game show called Tenable. Ghost hates it, but the EoP loves it, but Ghost is forced to take part in the game show (Tenable is a real show, look it up)
103.tick tock, ghost hates the clocks: Ghost hates the ticking sounds of clocks because it reminds him of a boss telling him to hurry it up. He hates it.
104.countdown and Iq: The midget returns with two more game shows called Countdown and IQ for him to partake I, alongside some more brit bongs, and Ghost is pissed.
105.CAROLINE’S FRUITCAKE: Caroline finds Ghost and tries to give him his fruitcake, but ghost tries to run away from her because he hates fruitcake.
106.GHOST THE GRINCH WHO NEVER GETS A GIFT: Ghost is still sour about Christmas despite the problems being fixed from last time, and it’s because no one gives him any gift, so the guys try to give him a gift despite failing.
107.GHOST’S HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: Ghost has a Halloween special. To be honest I just wanted to have a Halloween special with Ghost in it, especially since he is a skeleton so…it works perfectly…
108.Ghost tries to provide some family entertainment: Ghost is a family man, and so he tries to provide some family entertainment…that is very non- family entertainment if you know what I mean. He shows some inappropriate things to families as he forces them to watch his entertainment.
109.he’s got your bitch!: dipping your slong in vodka, because you fucked your bitch without a condem on, so in order to not get a disease. Also if you call him a bitch, he’ll yell I’VE GOT YOUR BITCH! And makes a t-shirt of it.
110. CANIME: Ghost’s beer cans turns into an anime action girl that fight other anime action can girls…
111.The Inner Pentagon (and other fun shapes): Ghost creatures secret cults groups such as the inner Triangle and such that are exclusive unless you pay three hundred bucks for them. And then you need the gold membership as well. All about the inner triangle and secret groups made by Ghost…
112.W: all about a guy who mysteriously appears in Stalia who says nothing but W and ghost gets annoyed, and the guys turns out to be Mitt Romany.
113.Mah Kids: the mah Kids story, where ghost tells a story about a zebra and her five kids, wanting to take his trailer for five bucks…and then they fuck…
114.Ghost does a Belly Flop: Ghost ends Racism with a bellyflop into a pool;
115.George Soros: The prince of darkness comes for a little visit to Ghost to make a deal with him for him to shill out or else.
Update: Detail Idea: George Soros from ghost Shorts: Soros is a sock puppet, a living, breathing, a bit on the big side, sock puppet that still wears the black cloak and googly eyes.
116. Bill Gates: the new prince of darkness is Bill Gates, as bill kills George sores, and Ghost must fight him in order to save the world.
117.Weeb: Ghost is a weeb that smokes stems
118.The worst mistake: Ghost bought Amazon for 8 bucks a share, selling Amazon for 80 a share, but lost out on millions so he becomes pissed about it and tries to burn down Amazon.
119.Fat fetush: Ghost has a fetish for fat ponies, yet he is a skeleton and fucking a fat broad pony isn’t compatible, but he tries;
120.Director: Ghost tries to make a movie, but isn’t very good at it as he uses the EoP as actors.
121.Ghost the Preacher: Ghost gives speeches and tells to clap you bastards, but no pony notices that last part.
122.Pissler: Ghost pisses in someone’s eye while going to the bathroom on accident, but no pony believes him.
123. WHO GIVES A SHIT!?: Ghost is antsy and asking, “WHO GIVE’S A SHIT” until they find out he had a pebble in his wheelchair that was bothering him the whole time.
124.Pre-recorded: Everypony feels like Ghost is a machine and is leaving pre-recorded statements.
125.The Sega Fanboy: Ghost loves his Sega consoles and Sonic, yet everyone feels like is too obsessed with it as he tries to fuck the sega consoles.
126. Ghost short: 100 Ways to love a Ghost – There are 100 ways to love a ghost, 100 ways! Way (Insert number and way here) The guys try to find 100 ways to love Ghost in a song as Ghost seems to be in a sour mood.
127. Bloody Ghostler: Go into the mirror three times with the lights off and say Bloody Ghostler three times and Alex Jones will filter your toilet water, and the guys are scared as well as Ghost being cursed and being found hanged…
128. Boss Niiiiiiiiiggggggggggaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh: Boss Nigger (and yes, it is a thing from an actual movie from the 70’s, it’s great, watch it) is riding through Stalia, hunting down Ghost, because he is bad, he is the boss, and the guys either have to join him or fight him. Also the Engineer is involved somehow like he is the one who called the Boss or he kills him in the end and HE becomes the new Boss Bigga…
129. Hermain Sugar Hurricane: Ghost lied, Hermian died?: This one is up in the air, I mean it is part of TCR/ TGS history and all, and there is something I can do with it, but I don’t know. I might just combine it with Boss Niiiiiiigggggggaaaaahhhhh honestly, but for right now it’s going to be its own thing…
130. Reviewbrah? – Reviewbrah comes to town and slowly takes his time eating the local food in Stalia, and Ghost is pissed, as Reviewbrah gets ads to annoy ghost. A
nd Joey’sworld joins in.
131. Wings of the Father: Wings of Redemption comes to town and believes that Ghost is his father.
132. 100: For the 100th ghost short, this will be it, and it's all about how Ghost is obsessed with the number 100 and claims that he deserves respect for how long he has been there.
133. Ghost gets a Divorce – Ghost shows up in court for a divorce claim as he gets a legal letter in the mail, but it ends up fucking with him and his mind as he goes crazy. Sort of a hint as to what is to come in to the future, a bit of serious and sad, but in the end still a funny…
134. Antique Tax Fraud in Wonderland – Ghost starts up an antique shop, but everypony thinks that’s gay, but Ghost claims men are starting to get into antiquing, but they still think that’s gay, so Ghost tires to make antiquing not gay…also he commits tax fraud with the antique shop, which is called Antiques in Wonderland. (Psst, don’t tell anypony this, but Antiques in Wonderland is a real place in Texas. In fact the real Ghost, the one in real life owns and runs it, as least out of suspect, as I have the receipts from PayPal from donating to him to proof it…but no pony knows for sure though…oooooo….)
135. Midget Throwing Competition for a Gun and Roses Pinball Machine: It’s what the title says, I might get a better title later on, but uhhh….Ghost throws the midgets so he can get a free pinball machine and not have to pay 12,000 bits or bucks for it. He really wants that pinball machine…
136. Trust Fund Baby Boomer: Ghost’s dead parent’s ghost comes back to haunt him where Ghost must confront them for what they did to him years ago. Everypony thinks he was a trust fund kid, but the truth is that Ghost was kicked out on to the street when he was 18 months old, so he had to make it by as a baby skeleton…
137. Ghost’s New Dog: Ghost gets a new dog named Penis Shay after Ghost Templeton goes to the vet after eating a lot of cheeseburgers, and Ghost thinks he is on his last legs. But once Templeton gets better, Templeton feels like he is being replaced, so it’s the battle of the dogs. Also Templeton doesn’t talk, but Penis Shay does…
138. Ghost the Sex Hog: Ghost is trying to get it on with a mare and find a new love in his life… ?
139. Imaginary Friend 2: The Boomer, The Coomer, and The Doomer: Ghost is down in the dumps because his imaginary friend Trump is fighting against another imaginary person / pony, Biden. And he’s losing and fears the worst for his imaginary friend. So the guys have to play along and try to get his imaginary friend to win, even if it means going to the courts or even starting a civil war in Equestria…even though that’s what Mr. Fortune Cookie wants, as he is the friend of his imaginary friend Biden…
140. Ghost’s Art Idea: Ghost has an idea of force feeding mayo to Tune Fish and that would somehow solve all of the world’s problems and be considered to be art. The guys must stop this mad hambone before he goes through with it…
141. Junkyard Equestria: *Cue the Sanford and Son theme song* Stalia’s economy has collapsed and everypony is on welfare baby. And the zebra’s start moving in all thanks to the newly elected, definitely did not stuff the ballot box mayor of Stalia, Opama, a the first zebra mayor to take office. However Ghost during his made up talk show in his shed, talks about how this is all wrong and that Stalia used to be a place of prosperity and that everypony should stand up against this new mayor, as the election was stolen from the previous one. However Opama’s Gestapo doesn’t like this and tries to shut him down by double dipping his chip. So it’s up to Ghost save Stalia, and possibly all of Equestria, from turning into Junkyard Equestria.
142. Boss Zigger: A strange zebra comes walking into town, he’s the boss, boss zigger, and he’s looking for trouble from Ghost… He’s the boss…Boss Zigger…
143. Ghost Turns Trans: Ghost is afraid of talking to other ponies, not because he is socially awkward, but because whenever he talks to others, they transform into big bug monsters. Get it? Trans? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….
144. Dumpster Diving for Cans: Ghost mysteriously goes into dumpsters at night, looking for cans cause he has a fetish for them and doesn’t have enough of them and just hordes them all so he has problems that the guys need to fix.
145. The Beer Boy: Ghost comes across some loser who lives in a similar trailer home, has some weird, sad, sick fetishes like wanting to be tied up by a guy and girl, sniff and eat farts, and is very hairy and smelly and is socially awkward, and yet cries that he can’t get a girl. So Ghost feels bad for him, invites him over for dinner at Knight’s place, but tries to get the guys together to put him to sleep cause he thinks he is a waste of life…
146. Not Family Entertainment: Ghost starts to become vulgar recently, so much so that he gets called into by some executives, for something… and saying that he’s too vulgar to be considered family entertainment so they are letting him go, of course this is all within his own mind… or is it? So now he needs to find a new job or learn to be family entertainment’s standards after the bar is lowered…
147.
The Texas Wheelchair Massacre: I don’t have a full idea what this one is going to be about, but the potential is there. All I can think of is that Engineer is the one with the chainsaw, Ghost is the old crazy guy, and the family from the TCM movie are like Scooby doo and are on the hunt for some skin, but then come across Ghost’s trailer in the middle of Stalia or something…I don’t know yet, but the song Street Life is involved somehow… you know…the one by the Crusaders…
148. OU: Ghost doesn’t like OU, go long horns or something…
149. Chat Lives Matter: Ghost has two “chat rooms”, two small forums to where ponies can chat, but one side is strict and is a buzzkill, while the other one is not. And so both chats gets fed up with the other chat, and they both go to war and peacefully rioting out in the streets until their demands or met. And they keep burning each other’s chats down with false accusations and stuff like that, just complete chaos all around, all the while Ghost sits back and just watches it all burn… and all chats get “banned” in the end for doxxing…
150. East-Star Sunday: Ghost gets a little Esotric on Easter Sunday, or at leats he thinks it’s Easter Sunday.
The all seeing eye is the sierras star / calendar
151. Irrated Mutants: Ghost hates the Japanese, and Inazuma makes an appearance here…
152. pol: Ghost claims to have created pol and therefore demands respect, but he gets none. Then he claims to knight that he created the internet and therefore demands respect, but he gets none. Ghost says that he talked to the Black Panthers (that real life group, yes that Black Panthers) and convinced them not to go to a political rally in 2016 (or what that 2015?) and therefore demands respect, but he gets none. Ghost proclaims that he was buddies with lolsec and was on the early IRC boards and talked to actual hackers and therefore demands respect, but he gets none and gets upset about it…
And somehow this song is included…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKe8jze56Vg
153.Ghost town: Ghost leaves and starts his own little community that is a trailer park that then becomes a Heaven’s Gate and Jonestown like cult that then ends like Waco with all the children burning alive… and Ghost will just wheel away in his wheelchair like nothing happened…
154. The Inner Octagon: A mysterious group known as The Inner Octagon (8 members) suddenly arrive t challenge Ghost with their giant robot machine mech thingy… can Ghost and friends overcome the might power of The Inner Octagon… (Pssssssssst… The Inner Octagon is based on a real thing just so you know. It’s an exclusive discord sever that I’m a part of, used to be called The Brony IC, but now renamed The Inner Octagon because I joked about it… just so you know where this idea comes from. And no I will not self-insert, but I do love the idea of The Inner Octagon vs The Inner Circle… well kind of…)
155. God is in the TV: A mysterious TV appears and only turns on at night to static, and it speaks and creepy stuff happens…
156. How Ghost Lost His Legs: Ghost tells a story “fabricated” story on how he lost his legs during the Vi-et-nam war…
157. West Coast Capitalist: Ghost’s lost long son, for real this time, tries to see his daddy, as he is a half a tard and picks up cans for pennies and is a brown noser, but claims to be serious… He also has aids and is a potential school shooter. And Ghost has to struggle to accept that his son is a tard and face the facts of life. A little slice of life… but in a funny way. And at the end, Ghost comes to temrs with his son and loves him… but then WCC dies by taking it up the ass somehow and no one cares.. Also TYPE WEST TO BAN WCC…
158. TF2 Bots: TF2 characters make a special crossover, but they are bots and are killing and following others around in the name of Ghost, but ghost claims he has nothing to do with them… until the guys figure out he does… so he can get free advertisement for his show…
159. The Crypto Artist: Ghost makes new currencies to try and replace bits in Equestria, and tries to advertise it and what not But then someone tries to one up him and make Dogecoin, a better currency and Ghost is piss as it goes to the moon…
160. Ghost the arsonist: Ghost is hiding from the “police” as he did something in the 70’s where he and some friends were having a party with some escorts and stuff. And then a “candle” fell over and burned the house down. Only problem: a friend of his was passed out drunk, and as they ran out of the house, they forgot to get their passed out drunk friend out and died. And Ghost is blamed for the death, but was able to get away with it, but he’s been hiding ever since. But now it’s coming all back to him…
161. Ghosty the Identity Hacker: Ghost steals other’s identities and pretends to be them to get certain things. The guys notice this odd behavior and asks him. Ghost then explains years ago he was with a group that was close, but then had a falling out, so he cut their faces off and wear them as his own…
162. Germit: Germit the Frog, who is Ghost’s gay lover, makes a special appearance and wants to do anal with Ghost with him being the Top…
163. Ghost’s Dead Fish: One night a 21 minute storm passes by and knocks out the power and Ghost recently gets exotic fish. But after the power goes out, it stays out for 9 hours and when it turns back on, the fish are already dead. So Ghost has to flush the fish down the toilet. But then the Ghost of the dead Fish come back to haunt Ghost and try to steal Ghost’s soul and have him go down the toilet with them because he didn’t take good enough care of them. So the EoP have to do a little Ghostbusting and save Ghost from Dead Fish Limbo World, you know… just like that one episode from Dexter’s Labatory if you know the one that I’m talking about. Also there will be a little musical segment, at least lyrics wise where a creepy looking star fish like from this video here: The song is Tidal Wave Nightmare by Country Death:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2sZlyhWB8U
And the star fish sings the song Dead Star (Fish), Lyrics: TBD
And the star fish sings it like if Kurt Cobain was singing in the 60’s, al grunge like, but with a hippy undertone I suppose. With a bit of esoteric symbolism added to it for that added creepiness…
164. Free Pablo: The guys want Ghost to free Pablo, but Ghost doesn’t want to free Pablo… what’s going next is anypony’s guess…
165. Ghost Did 7/11: Ghost is sponsored by 7/11 and others as they come down to Stalia and spread their ads all over the place… Like Wendy’s chicken Sandwich. They didn’t start the Chicken Sandwich wars, they just finished it! Get your Chicken Sandwich from Wendys today!...
166. Sick Ghosty: Ghost is sick, and it isn’t the common cold either. Oh no! So the guys get him checked out at the doctor and find out it’s serious, the kind of serious that you may not get better from and may end up sex feet under. So the guys try their best to get him beter, but to no avail as Ghost is dying. And the guys become sad because they need Ghost, he is their frwend… And maybe shed a tear or something. But then a Deus Ex Machnia moment, as in some guy in a Greek God costume comes down from the heavens on strings like it’s in a play and horribly acts and magically makes everything better. The end…
167. Ghost Short: The Freaking Panda: Ghost eventually gets so mad that he takes some sort of psychotropic drug that makes him hallucinate that he Is in a grassy green field with happy pandas in a calm state... and then he sees the panda in his calm state and then gets mad again...
168. Ghost’s Leaky Phone Number: Ghost accidently leaks his phone numbers and now the voices in his won’t stop talking to him and sending him pizzas he didn’t order…
169. Ghost and the Real Keith: Ghost real name was said to be Keith Redford, but turns out the real Keith is a Mormon from Utah that has traveled universes to spread the Book of Mormon and to kick Ghost’s ass…
170. Rigger: Ghost rigged the Stalia election of the Kids Choice Awards… but that’s ok cause election fraud isn’t real and you can’t prove it. It’s a myth, isn’t real… just don’t mind the boxes of uncounted ballots. Don’t question it, or else you are a racist somehow…
171. Jaessie “The Body Builder” Ventora: The Mexicanaitor: He’s going after Pablo… and Ghost…
172. Ghost gets raped by a turkey (Poultry Pete): Inspired from an RG splice…
173. Ghost the Rigger: Ghost rigs the yearly Ghosties on New Years, and Underdog was the clear won, yet something is rotten in Denmark as someone else wins. Can the guys uncover the evidence to uncover the fraud of the votes…
174. Billy: Ghost adopts a kid named billy while he was drunk one night, and he becomes a handful to handle as Ghost abandons him, abuses him, and doesn’t get to RG on time so he can’t go to bed…
175. Karen carpenter: Word goes around that Karen Carpenter was fat and Ghost started the rumor, so the Ghost of Karen comes back to haunt Ghost, and tries to lose weight as well. As she puts a finger down her throat and throws up again and again and obsessed with her fat ass weight…
176. Humming: There is a weird humming noise coming from somewhere and it is unknown. But Ghost might know. Spoilers: Ghost is secretly a psyop and is trying MK Ultra everybody…
177. Scam Cans: Ghost tries to sell his cheap, dirty, aids filled cans that he “used in cans.wav” for $69 or 69 bits… and half of the guys fall for it and try to justify the purchase while the other half rags on him about him being greedy. (by the way, Ghost actually did this in real life. I even bought one. Call me stupid, but I missed out on the autographs. And if it was about twenty bucks cheaper I’d say it was at least fair.”
178. Imaginary Friend 3: The Last Stand: Ghost betrays trump and back stabs him. So trump, still invisible, is out for revenge and destroys Ghost while Ghost finds anew best imaginary friend… Ron DeSantis as he simps for him. And somehow Elon Musk gets involved as Ghost gets on his knees and begs him for something despite hating him in the past. And Ron and Elon are both invisible as well and the guys just roll with them just not being there. Were they real to begin with? Who knows… Perhaps just a figment of our imaginations just like the innocent mind of Ghost…
179. Double dip: Ghost gets his chip double dipped by Homeland security of Equestria. And he gets pissed and flabbergasted by it…
180. 11-21-23 Ghost Short: The Chat Wars: A guy named Vaughn and some guy DLiveTheseNutz have secret clubs called “chats” and Ghost runs both of them… problems is both groups hate each other. And a little guy named Trove tries to make peace but gets killed in the middle of the war…
181. 3-21-24: Ghost Short: Pippa the Bunny Girl: Ghost ominously talks about how once he was in love, but then he sees Pippa and falls in love all over again. And hopefully through subtly, I can make it find but hint at the lore too. Like add layers to it while Ghost questions if he should be in love again and move on…. Also Pippa is Arrell’s creation, and at the end Ghost sadly has to break up with her in fear of losing her too…. Use AI song for inspiration [ ai song here]….
182. 3-21-24: Ghost Short: The Engineer is the True Talent Polka: So at night, Stalia has a little polka night or something and Ghost claims to have talent, but then The Engineer comes in, whipping out his big, long, hard accordion and tearing up the place and everyone loves him more as everypony cheers him on as The True talent while Ghost becomes jealous and tries to take him down a peg…. Which doesn’t end well for poor ol Ghost and he loses and is sad by the end of the night. And The Engineer calls him a little bitch, the end…. [ ai song here….]
183.
Have You Seen This Hambone?: Another short to add to the list, and a sort of ghost short that in a way, for the future that is, will serve as the Last Ghost Short, and is a way to say goodbye to Ghost in both in a fun way, and in real life, whether he stops streaming or dies in real life… Sort of a way to say good bye as well as to end The Ghost Shorts, depending on how that turns out.
Anyways, the plot is that the guys notice that they haven’t seen Ghost in a few days and find that he’s missing from his trailer along with Templeton still being in there, as the dog is weeping in sorrow for his missing buddy. And the Engineer is sad too as he wants his friend and host back. So the guys start putting up missing posters all across Stalia, and looking every which way to find him. And perhaps a little song Ghosty Come Home plays. But along their search, they find evidence that he has left them and may be gone forever. And as their search fails, they go home, think nothing of it, but then slowly come to realize they miss the ol’ hambone. And as the days go on, they start to feel sad and depressed without him, and wonder if this is truly the end for Ghost… until he shows up and wheels in with his fancy wheelchair back into Stalia and annoyingly says that his wheelchair was stuck and couldn’t move somewhere out in the Everfree or something. I don’t know yet about that part, and then of course with Ghost being back in what felt like a 4 year hiatus, wink wink… the guys celebrate his coming back and wishes for him to never leave them again... as he is their bitch forever. And then of course it goes into the Ghost Saga so… you get it…
