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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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  • 4 weeks
    You can't stay, no you can't stay...

    How's it feel when there's
    Time to remember?
    Branches bare like the
    Trees in November...

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  • 13 weeks
    Quite ugly one morning

    Don't the sky look funny?
    Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    From the Dawn's early light?

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    3 comments · 90 views
  • 13 weeks
    Like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain

    With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly

    1 comments · 55 views
  • 17 weeks
    Christmas 2023 be like

    Dracula playing poker with Santa.

    Says it all, really...

    0 comments · 47 views
  • 18 weeks
    Monty Python's Life of Rocky Horror Superstar

    feat. Joel Smallbone as Biggus Dickus

    This looks like a nine-deck, four-funnel, single-hulled production colliding with an iceberg of bad decisions.

    On the other hand, everybody onboard seems to be having fun with it. 'Tis the season!...

    0 comments · 41 views
Jun
27th
2020

I feel personally assaulted by that last panel · 10:31pm Jun 27th, 2020

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Comments ( 4 )

I need a t-shirt: Some settling may have occurred during shipping.

They key with funeral plots is to make sure you spend a good long time on a really awesome backstory.

That motley drama—oh, be sure
It shall not be forgot!
With its Phantom chased for evermore
By a crowd that seize it not,
Through a circle that ever returneth in
To the self-same spot,
And much of Madness, and more of Sin,
And Horror the soul of the plot.

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But all the mimes get devoured, so at least there's a happy ending.

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