Strange But True #22 · 2:09am Jun 2nd, 2020
Moved these blogs to Mondays, as Tuesdays, I am busier and don't like rushing around to get things done, lol. Huzzah!
Weird and fascinating Laws Edition! Enjoy!
1. Flying a UFO over Châteauneuf-du-Pape, France is illegal. That's right -- don't fly over this place if you're an alien seeking humans for abduction!
2. Thanks to the Salmon Act of 1986, one cannot go about in public wielding a fish in a suspicious manner in the UK!
3. Any law that contains the sentence, "Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans," is a legal document you probably don't want to mess with. That's Indiana, USA for you!
4. Don't let them catch you crushing a beer can between your breasts in Western Australia, ladies -- doing so can apparently land you up $1000 in fines!
5. Clean your rig when driving in Russia. It's against the law to have a dirty car!
6. Sarpourenx, France has declared dying to be illegal. And to quote the mayor, "Violators will be severely punished."
7. No nuking in Germany -- causing or being a part of a nuclear explosion can result in up to five years in prison.
8. You're better off taking them coins to a bank and exchanging them for paper in Canada -- trying to make a purchase with too many coins is a crime!
9. Don't be a "jerk" for no reason in the Philippines -- "unnecessarily vexing" could land you in jail!
10. It is very unwise to drive drunk in El Salvador. What's that? Driving drunk being a crime is nothing new? You're right -- but they don't arrest you in El Salvador. You go straight before a firing squad.
Another good list. I always enjoy seeing these from you. :)
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Man, French people are racists towards alien life.
Dang. There go my plans this weekend to fly a UFO, fire off a nuke, and die. I was really looking forward to it. *pouts*
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They don't like being abducted I guess.
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A typical weekend for me! I mean what?
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How often have you died? You musta quicksaved a lot.
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Every time I respawn I craft a Totem of Undying.
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Same! Except I use Quick Revive.
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This also works well.
That's why they replaced Fish Slap in the Borderlands 3 Cartel DLC to Spam Slap in the UK.
The fish slap grenade was changed to a can of spam.
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So uncanny.
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Why sales of Foalout, um, Fallout 76 are very low in Germany.
1. Aw man. I was gonna go for a test run there.
2. *shifty eyes* Hey, buddy. Wanna weld a fish?
3. Fur Kiss
4. $1000?! Anyone who can pay that fine must have the melons to prove it.
5. *Russian Police Sirens* Gulp!
6. Aw man, I really like this hair color XD
7. Aw Man, I really like my decaying green skin
8. Better have a coin to cash machine around
9. There is a purpose, it amuses me.
10. Just toss the beer in the trash
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humans *sighs*