Wheatley, You Moron: Retribution · 7:13am Nov 21st, 2012
Not really.
I have good news on this particualr section of my blog. The last chapter of my buffer is about to be sent to the editors. At the End is coming back! Yes!
On Monday, and every other Monday afterwards, at 11:00 Central Time, I will be posting a chapter of At the End until further notice. Rebuilding my buffer has taken far longer than I originally anticipated, so her are some snippets about to appear, and some far in the future, all taken completely out of context.
“Or maybe... you can’t talk...”
The congested air was thick with fumes; sulfur, ash, and several other scents Applejack couldn't identify. Breathing itself was a challenge, as inhaling felt like it was sucking the life right back out of her. Applejack coughed and hacked, her lungs rejecting the sulfurous air in heaves.
“Which side are you on?”
“The winning side.”
“Who is on the winning side?”
“I am the winning side.”
"I SHALL DEAL WITH THIS FILTH!”
“You’re a monster.”
“You don’t know the half of it, Princess.”
“...This isn’t over, isn’t it?”
“No, not even close.”
"NO! GET HER BACK!"
She surveyed the land. Her hooves crunched against the landscape, but what was she was stepping on was all she could see in the world filed with black.
It was screaming. Eyes wide, mouth open, screaming in an endless, bloodcurdling, and ever so silent fury.
“Negative. However, we have reason to believe this creature may be violent. In Addendum S-7,” another flurry of shuffling papers followed, “you will see reports about attacks on several creatures in the Everfree Forest. We have reasonable evidence suggesting that this Farlander is responsible, and since it can face the monsters in the forest on even grounds and has yet to be discovered, extreme caution is advised nevertheless.”
"We could make a deal, you and I."
"It's my fault! All my fault! We all knew what was out there, and yet it happened anyway!"
The guard heard footsteps in the grass; their relief had arrived. “Good thing you guys are here; you’re ten minutes late. Any longer and I would have to send a message to the Captain.” He turned around to greet them. “Now we have a small development. Princess Luna has just stepped insi – SWEET CELESTIA, WHAT IS THAT!? SOUND THE ALAR – Guuargh!”
Just like in the reports, the dark depthless eyes and open mouth starred back in its silent pleading.
Eyes. The eyes that haunted her dreams...
“Captain! Don’t fall asleep!”
“...”
“Captain!”
Holy shit. Sounds exciting, I can't wait to read it.
Gravy.
While some of those where infuriatingly vague, some where...
Intriguing... to say the least.
Quantum Shift, master of inter-universal travel and teleportation and renowned writer of "the Interstitial and You; a Guide to being severely Lost" finds this tale incredibly interesting, and I intend to giggle maniacally when the grand reveal is put out. I hope some of the new features are put to use, as well. I also want to see him build a gravel house, but that's because I'm silly that way.
holy sh*t, that was amazing!
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Lol, can you glean any nugget of information you didn't already know?
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It sounds as if the Anti is going to be meeting with the Princess(es), something is messing with the sleepers, possibly lethally, and it sounds as if the Endermen don't have their sounds updated yet.
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Huh, I didn't know there was an update. Odd story,I actually bought the game, but never got it from Mojang. I've been complaining to Mojang for two years now.
And I don't know that term. I assume Anti means Herobrine?