A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
And this is where I would give my Mom a Mother’s Day card~!
IF I HAD ONE!!!
Make sure to wish your origin point a good day, yeah~? If you can’t, call up Grandma, tell her she’s awesome. In fact, just do that too! Unless your grandma sucks, in that case send her a impersonal card at least~!
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Damn dude that was emotional
Hey, being dead doesn't mean she didn't exist, and I say that as someone who deliberately cut my own mother out of my life on a level that I'm not going to change just because the calendar says so.
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I'm sorry.
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For real though, cardstock is probably biodegradable. It's just thicker paper, right?
What if my origin point was a test tube?
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Put a happy Mother's Day sticky note on it.