Who's up for a Royal Roasting? · 4:22pm Apr 1st, 2020
A'right ya fur-brains! I don't have time for a short story today, so how about a bit of fun?
Post your best insults to any or all members of the MLP royal family.
I don't care about language, just cut loose!
I'll start: Celestia you sit up there on that fluffy-ass throne of yours like a bigshot, but you don't do shit!
Twilight isn't your adoptive daughter, she's your royal bitch!
Makes sense with your tattoo, you're literally a 'liar liar, ass on fire'!
The royal 'couple', gimme a break! Sunbummer taught Candy-ass well!
Princess of Love, ha! More like shiny rock-hoarder! I bet you're related to the Diamond Dogs!
Don't get all uppity Shining Armor, you couldn't even defend your sister's honor without slipping on a banana peel!
And the tree castle? You'd think Sparklebutt woulda made it into the world's largest book-fort!
Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship. She's so dedicated to it, that she puts all of her potential suitors in the friend zone.
Prince Blueblood, the only alicorn dumb enough to sell their wings an Argentinian princess. Seriously dude, even the princess of Full Diapers, Flurry Heart knows better.
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Blueblood complained about fritters once: ironic since he's greasy enough to cook his own French Fries!