Who's up for a Royal Roasting? · 4:22pm Apr 1st, 2020
A'right ya fur-brains! I don't have time for a short story today, so how about a bit of fun?
Post your best insults to any or all members of the MLP royal family.
I don't care about language, just cut loose!
I'll start: Celestia you sit up there on that fluffy-ass throne of yours like a bigshot, but you don't do shit!
Twilight isn't your adoptive daughter, she's your royal bitch!
Makes sense with your tattoo, you're literally a 'liar liar, ass on fire'!