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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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  • 9 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 23 weeks
    Someone has to say it...

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  • 27 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 37 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Mar
1st
2020

The February Patreon Poll Winners are Revealed! · 11:50am Mar 1st, 2020

Heya, guys! Now that another month has passed, and I was able to just barely finish my workload in the short-ass month (mostly since I took a week paid vacation from work and writing). I was planning to upload the finished projects before March, but it wasn't easy for me to meet the deadlines before proofreading and update posts like this one. Anyways, since I have a lot planned for uploads this month, allow me to reveal the two winning prompts from my Official Patreon Page!

First of all, let me start with the winner of my Patreon Commission Story Poll for February of 2020. A whopping ninety-two votes were casted in the past week, with the winning entry just barely catching the win with 18 votes in total. The runner(s) up had 16 votes before the polls closed, so it's pretty clear that this was one of my closest polls to date! And the winning story just so happened to be...

Lots of Greedy Dragons - Alternate Route [by Tom] - An Alt. Universe sequel where Spike never left the Dragon Lands after becoming a slut.

Hmmm... Simple, but very effective~ I guess FimFiction is gonna get a double-dosage of Spike content after I upload the January-winning story asap! Hopefully this entry won't cause me nearly as much headache as the previous prompt, as organizing a seven character sex scene is not easy by any means. But still, I'm really glad that Tom's entry won the poll, and I can't wait to get this started!

As for the second Patreon winning story for February, which is meant for my top-tier patrons to submit any suggestions for a randomized story, the results I got from my random number generator were pretty damn good for this month! See for yourselves:

Chief Bogo from Zootopia... In a fancy party setting... with some orgasm denial~

Yeah, you know I have this prompt covered really damn well~ Expect to see some squirming bara goodness this March on my FurAffinity and SoFurry pages!


OH! And before I leave, I just wanted to ask a question for anyone out there who might be willing to help. Specially, I was wanting to ask:

Is... is this supposed to be Canvas from Brushed Away? I mean, the eye colors aren't right, and the body type is far different from how I interpret him, but everything else looks pretty identical (colors, cutie mark, etc). I'm just asking because this randomly showed up on my Discord, and I have no idea who drew it or why. Can anyone link me to the artist please?

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Yippee! Yah! I was hoping for that choice to win and it did.

You have a Discord?

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