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DakariKingMykan


I am an Anti-Brony, I hate MLP, so why am I here? Read this...! https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/769267/if-im-an-anti-brony-why-am-i-on-this-site

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Sep
13th
2019

The Big Mac Question (Review) · 5:24pm Sep 13th, 2019

Oh, no! Not an ep about marriage!

I'm gonna gag!

LP: 8000


Oh great... Discord (The most pathetic cartoon character I've ever seen) is in this.

-200 just becuase...

LP: 8000 -----> 7800

*Discord flapping his yap* Yeah...that's development and growth alright... NOOOOOOOOOT!!

-200 for annoying me

LP: 7800 -----> 7600


Trusting Discord with a task... not smart guys, and you should know.

-200

LP: 7600 -----> 7400


I have a sneaky feeling SUgar is going to propose to Big Mac first...

-No damage (But going to call it)

That Discord and the army of apples... tres lame!

-200

LP: 7400 -----> 7200


CALLED IT...! Then again there's no such saying women can't propose to men. After all, I've seen it tons of times in cartoons, and even in Starfleet, Celestia was the one who popped it to Celesto, like Tree Hugger popped to Buddy first.

-No damage.

You said "every pony" in the presence of Spike and yourself, Discord

-Automatic 500

LP: 7200 -----> 6700


The point is, you're all whacked in the head...

-200

LP: 6700 -----> 6500

Once again, another episode that proves "Even the best of though out plans can go awry."

-No damage.


Oh, gag! (Proposal, and wedding I hate them even when I have to write them)

-1000

LP: 6500 -----> 5500


FINAL SCORE: 5500

Well, for an ep about things I hate, it wasn't too bad.

Still...

*Wedding Peach: Devils Quote*

Find all the people who are in love, root them out and kill them!

Find anyone who is capable of love and destroy them

and above all... find couples who are about to be married and wipe them off the face of the Earth forever!

Hate the love in this world.

For as long as love exists in this world, those of us with hateful hearts will know no peace.

Comments ( 7 )

You know, I've always wondered why you hate marriages so much? I mean, I know plenty of people who wish newlyweds the best, even if they themselves are lonely

Comment posted by DakariKingMykan deleted Nov 13th, 2019

I'm honestly curious, not attacking you, but just wondering, why. True, if say, Person A hates one or both people getting married, it makes sense, but otherwise, I'm just wondering

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So happy, so beautiful... UGH!! Tone it down

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Ah, i understand. I mean, TBF, it's two people celebrating their unity in a, hopefully, month lasting bond of love, but fair. Some people do go for more simple weddings, primarily for financial reasons

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A wedding is STILL a wedding= I hate it.

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