Area 51 Raid September 20 · 10:40am Jul 20th, 2019
People are gonna die, and I don't know if it's going to be Tragic or Tragically stupid
I shall Butcher your dreams
People are gonna die, and I don't know if it's going to be Tragic or Tragically stupid
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it has been decided by the internet that the Highly classified United States Air Force facility located within the Nevada Test and Training Range called Homey Airport is Area 51 and over 1.5 million people are going to try and raid it, yes I'm certain that most of them are joking, but I really can't trust that out of that 1.5 million there arn't a few conspiricy nuts who are actualy going to try and raid the place.
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The thing is, I bet you at least one hundred people are gonna show up
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my aren't you optimistic
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Out of the immense amount of people out there that actually believe this crap, one hundred is probably the minimum
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Not all of us
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I'm a shut-in who only leave home because work makes me, I'm an honourary lost casue.
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That’s not true
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But not us!
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Dude it 6;30 am, you may think I'm up early, but this is actually about the time I go to bed every day, I avoid human contact as often as I can and I've molded my sleep schedule around that, due to this I almost never seem, my roommates, unless I go to work at 8 or Don't work
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Are you listening to yourself?!
You CONSTANTLY make AMAZING stories that thousands of people love!
Your stories make THOUSANDS of people laugh and have a good time, ITCHING for the next chapter! One of those people being me!
Matter of fact, YOU are one of the reasons that I decided to write a story myself!
I know this is getting cheesy but you are an INSPIRATION!
And THAT, my good friend, is why you are DEFINITELY not a lost cause!
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True dat
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Ask any of your NEAR THREE HUNDRED FOLLOWERS, and they’ll say the same
It gets even more stupid when you find out that the guy who originally posted not only did so entirely as a joke, but isn't even in the US. He's an Aussie.
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kind of dark dude, people could die.
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Just because people are dumb doesn't make them any less of a person, I just feel bad for their families
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we don't agree with each other, this is clear, now let us stop this and move to other things.
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Thank you and have a good day
Well, consider this:
Thousands upon thousands sign up for the raid. It's hyped up as a huge thing. Everyone flips their lid. September 20th rolls around... The thousands of wailing kids who signed up are kept home. A fair number of people don't have the money to fly to Nevada and stay home. For others it's their jobs, not giving them the time off. For some, it's loved ones calling them stupid and forcing them to stay. Then there's the people who were coaxed by their friends to sign up and had no desire to go from the beginning. And lastly, we need to weed out those who were influenced by mob mentality, peer pressure, and sudden bursts of adrenaline/alcohol. Then there's the select few who just signed up for a laugh and think the whole thing is stupid.
I imagine something like this will happen:
Maybe a hundred to three hundred people will show up. They'll look at the distant walls of Area 51, then their own teensy numbers. Given that this date has been hyped up, the US military is prepared. They vastly outnumber the "raiders" who have an impromptu barbecue and protest, then leave dejected. Even if they do charge the walls, the mob wil be of a manageable size and be no worse than some of the violent protests we hear about from time to time that are quelled by a combination of good field agents and tear gas. Beyond that, there are plenty of non-lethal rounds available to the National Guard that will be effective for putting down the stupid or prideful.
If they do charge the facility, I imagine a lot of people will have broken bones, broken spirits, and broken pride. If they are arrested, one of two things will happen. Either they will have some kind of lethal weapon on them and be arrested for trying to assault U.S. personnel, while those who are unarmed with possibly be heavily fined and detained for a few days. I can't imagine they'd want to flood the jails with that many protesters, and non-lethal protest is actually not such a terrible thing in the U.S. It's all about how the "protesters" word their explanations for why they're there.
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This makes me feel better thanks
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People tend to forget, this is the internet. If everybody signing that petition wasn't a troll or small child, I'd consider it a threat. As it is, it's pretty silly.
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Okay I’m gone for one day and this happens! What did I miss?!
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What did I miss?!
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I just see this Demonic Dragon dude and this whole chaos ensues
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Wish I could have been there
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It sounds like it was bad
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I respect that
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a stupid fight over conflicting opinions
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Oh ok