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Never watched the original show. Here because used to love to kill ponies

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  • 234 weeks
    wanted: zebras

    i'm a little desperate.................................

    do anyone of you know how to do a good rhyme?

    i'm in dire need of a zebra character to continue the fic.

    if you have a zebra OC, can i please borrow it? along with your ryhming abilities?

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  • 244 weeks
    halp.....

    soooo....... yeah.........

    writer's block....

    i might not even make this fic reach the planned 40-ish chapter limit...

    might cut it to maybe 20 (or 15) if this keeps up..

    means most of the snippets won't make it to the story....

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  • 251 weeks
    New snippet and first editor

    "Finally!!! Out of the cave!!"

    I yelled at the afternoon sun in a astoran pose

    As I walk back to where I came from, I saw some pretty big paw prints on the ground: looks fresh.

    "Hmmm... Probably that cat I wrecked.." I said to no one as I continue on my merry way. After all: I got the stuff I came for that cave in the first place.

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  • 256 weeks
    another random snippetry

    "Hey Raven... You alright" I asked Celestia's secretary (curled was actually Luna's) as she stood by the door of Lulu's bedroom.

    "OH! milord.. Apologies are you visiting princess Luna? I'm afraid she-

    "not a morning pony i know"

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  • 259 weeks
    Moar random snippets

    "*hrmgdrfgrhrh*......"

    "Hmmmmm..... Yaaaaawwwnnnnnn" my mouth running on auto pilot as I return to the waking world of tiny magical horses and their land of sunshine and rainbows.

    Till I felt a slight tugging on my pajamas, and a sizeable lump on my covers.

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Apr
13th
2019

Another random snippet on af random chapter · 9:15am Apr 13th, 2019

The gardeners of the canterlot gardens are always proud of their work.

From the hours it took to trim the hedges, cleaning the trotways, making new topiaries, the list goes on...

One of the gardeners is currently making his last job of the day: finishing up the leaf piles.

As he hums to himself, thinking about going home, hugging his foals, kissing his wife, enjoying their dinner....

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!

Till a powerful explosion erupted a few meters away from him and his hard worked leaf pile. The shockwave sending the leaves in all directions, wrecking a few topiaries, shredding a hedge which is part of the maze, and leaving a sizable crater on the trotpath...

A tall bipedal creature suddenly popped out of the hole and ran so fast, it made a sonic rainboom further ruining the pride, joy, and source of tourist income, for the capital of equestria...

"GIRLS!!! WE GOTTA STOP HIM!!!" the leader of the bearers of harmony: Twilight Sparkle yelled as she and her fellow bearers ran out from a nearby door...

"Mister gardener!!! Have you seen a human ran by here???" The bearer of magic asked as she shook the stallion hard like a maraca...

"Ah got a trail!!! He's headin' fer the main entrance!!!" The element of honesty called out

"OHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!!" The element of generosity screamed in panic as she held her face with her front hooves

"We gotta box him in somehow!!! Rainbow! Go ahead to the gate and close it quickly!!! We"all try to catch up from the rear" the element of magic barked as she threw away the stallion to the shrunken leaf pile and ran following a trace of yellow dust.

"................. Buck this shit... It's the night shift's problem...." The lone gardener grumbled as he threw his rake to the nearby broken shed and walked away.....

1st POV: Vann

"nopenopenopenopenopenope" I ran as I pray the holy mantra of the tourist in Australia...

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