Dream #1: Suicidal Stallion and the Machinations of Yumi · 4:16pm Apr 11th, 2019

Dream #1

Hey, everypony! I decided to share my MLP dreams with you all! And I just happened to remember a really good one I had a while back (I had forgotten about it, but now I remember, so I can share it), so, I'll see what you guys think (and make) of it!

So, when the dream starts off... it's like jumping into a story right at the halfway point. It opens with me and some random earth pony stallion both running inside my house. It was nighttime, and we were both out of breath from running so long and hard. The first thing we did was lock all the doors and shut all the curtains over the windows.

From what I recall, the stallion and I had both just committed some sort of crime. I forgot exactly what it was, but I did everything perfectly: I didn't leave behind any evidence that linked me to the crime, and was very clean. But the stallion, however, was sloppy, and he left behind evidence that connected him to the crime, and if he's caught, it will lead back to me as well. So, we are both hiding out at my house, trying to figure out how we are going to get out of this situation, debating what we should do.

(BTW, I'm just going to refer him as "the stallion" for the whole story, because he didn't have a name in my dream, or if he did, I just don't remember it )

Then, the stallion got an idea: he says that he will commit suicide so that I won't be caught, and before I even have a chance to say anything, he pulled out a bottle of pills from nowhere, swallowed all of them at once, and immediately began dying from an overdose. Yeah... already this has taken a pretty dark turn; I have some pretty fucked-up dreams!

I was shocked for quite a few moments, but then I decided to, at the very least, honor his "noble sacrifice" by staying with him until his light was out. The plan, as we described it, was for him to die so I could "discover his body" tomorrow morning, and call the police so that it would seem like he broke into the house and OD-ed. As long as I pretended that I didn't know him, then it would hopefully work. So, we were just sitting there, having an awkward conversation of small-talk while we're, y'know... waiting for him to die. But, the problem was that it was taking a really long time for him to die.

Suddenly, as we were talking, the doorbell rang. So, I went to go and see who it was, and realized that my parents were home from work, and they couldn't get inside because the door was locked. So, now that I let them inside, I was starting to panic a bit, and tried to do what I could to distract them, because if they went too far into the house, they would find the dying stallion and probably call the cops. Eventually, though, they both just grabbed some large cups of ice water and sat down in the living room to watch TV.

Relieved that I could get some more time to ensure our plan would go smoothly, I went back to the stallion, and the first thing he said was: "I would die faster if it were raining." Apparently, he hates the rain. So now, I leave the house in search of "a way to make it rain." But the first thing I noticed was that the outdoor environment had changed from its realistic style to a low-poly appearance, like on the Nintendo 64 (I'm guessing this is because I was pretty heavily invested in the 3DS remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time when this happened).

Also, there was a fairly tall tower right in front of our house, and on top of it as an artifact that would make it rain. How did I know that? I don't know; it was just how it happened in my dream. So, I began to climb up the tower, suddenly able to do so like Spider-Man, but as I am climbing, there are a couple of weird guys who show up. The looked kinda like the guys from The Sopranos (just like stereotypical gangsters or mobsters) and it seemed like, in my dream-world, they had a bit of a bitter history with me, because they were demanding a "final showdown, right here, right now!"

But I was completely uninterested in them, because I don't want to become sidetracked. I just wanted to make it rain, and let the stallion die. So, I started to climb the tower, and these gangster-looking guys had cannons that they got from nowhere. They were trying to shoot me down as I was climbing, but their aim was about as good as stormtroopers.

So, eventually, I made it to the top of the tower and got the artifact, and the instant I touched it, it started raining outside. So, I climb back down the tower, and those "bad guys" were still there waiting for me. They were still demanding the final showdown.

So, I said something like: "I've got a better idea, let's just have a party!"

And instantly, there was a party happening, completely out of left-field! There were a bunch of random characters now partying in the yard at my house, and even the Backstreet Boys were there performing on a random stage! And what was interesting was that the party was filled with a bunch of ponies, all of whom were from the various MLP generations, include G1-G3.5 in addition to G4. And what was even more interesting was that the G4 ponies seemed to be shunning out the previous-gen ponies, almost like it's some exaggerated form of racism.

So, I just rushed through the party to get back to the dying stallion, because again, I didn't want my dream to have any sub-plots. And I found, to my horror, that there were party members in the same room as the stallion. Apparently, the party was so big that every single room in the house needed to be used, but none of them were paying any mind to the fact that there is a dying pony in the room with them. Also, when I found the stallion, he was now wearing clothes, almost looking like a homeless Vietnam veteran pony. This was strange, as he was bare before it started raining.

So, the stallion is almost dead, but what caught my eye next completely derailed my train of thought. There was a girl in the room who looked exactly like Yumi Ishiyama from Code Lyoko:

Again, I don't really know if it was her. I mean, maybe it was her, I don't know. She just looked like an older version of Yumi, so I'm just going to call her "Yumi" for the rest of the story (if you can call this trainwreck a "story"! )

So, I leave the room for a moment and check on the party, just to make sure those gangster guys aren't causing trouble. And then I go back to the room with the dying stallion, and the first thing I saw was that Yumi was sitting on top of the stallion in something like a cowgirl sex position. The stallion himself was unconscious with his mouth agape, while Yumi is just riding and straddling him!

So, I went up to Yumi and asked her "...Is he dead?"

And then Yumi, with a disturbing smile and narrow eyes, looked at me just before saying: "Yes, he is dead, But before he died, he gave me his seed, and now his child is growing inside me, and will grow up to be a strong soldier like his father."

So, I looked down and saw that she had her pants down with her crotch region right over the stallion's

And I was like "Wait, wait, wait...! You're telling me that you literally just HAD SEX WITH A DYING STALLION?"

And then Yumi said "No, I didn't really, I just decided to say that because those words are written right there."

She was pointing to a large dude who had his back turned to us, and printed on his T-shirt was everything she said (Yes, he is dead, But before he died, he gave me his seed, and now his child is growing inside me, and will grow up to be a strong soldier like his father).

So, I said "Oh, okay, so you didn't actually have sex with him?"

And then Yumi said "Oh yeah, I did have sex with him!" And as she was standing, she had a grin on her face that was both pleased, and disturbing. "...He's gonna be a daddy."

And then suddenly, out of nowhere, the dead stallion jumped up to his feet, revived completely randomly, and was like "I'm gonna be a daddy!? But I'm too old to be a daddy!"

Then he began to run, rushing through the hallway just before he tripped and fell flat on his face. And immediately after that, everything went black, and I saw credits begin to scroll upward, as if this was the end of a movie. And then my vision pans back, and I find that I was watching a TV screen, and sitting on a couch with another guy.

The guy nodded at the screen and said to me "Wow, that was a great movie!"

And I was like "No it wasn't, that movie was shit!"

I didn't quite understand the ending, so I picked up the remote, and rewound the scene at the end to watch it again. It played out exactly as it did before, and I was still trying to piece together what was happening. However, my train of thought was thrown off again when I noticed a box on the coffee table full of Blu-ray disks. When I looked inside, I saw that they were all copies of the movie that we just watched (I forgot what the title was). I thought that I must've made a mistake when ordering in bulk off of Amazon or something.

But then, I notice that one of the Blu-ray cases is different. So, I picked it up, and saw that it wasn't a Blu-ray; it was a Nintendo Switch game of the movie, as if a game company made an adaptation. This made me curious, so I began to make my way to my bedroom where my Switch was, and as I am passing a spare office in our house, I happened to catch a glimpse of someone sitting in the chair, so I looked back in, and saw the stallion from the movie there.

"Hey, my man," he said to me, "sorry it's taking so long for me to die."

And then, I woke up and the dream ended.

So... I really don't know what the psychology behind my dreams are! Granted, I will admit that Yumi Ishiyama was sort of a childhood crush for me back when Code Lyoko was still on the air on Cartoon Network . But, I'd like to see what you guys think, and if you want me to share my MLP-related dreams with you more often!

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Bronycommander

Bronycommander #1 · Apr 11th, 2019 · 1 · ·

Okay, sounds a bit strange to dream and the picture's sadly broken but interesting still.

midnightwolfGX

midnightwolfGX #2 · Apr 11th, 2019 · · ·

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Yeah, I'm trying to see what I can do to fix it. But it basically looks like the one from my first blog post with a pic of Yumi and the stallion in the dream cloud. And I'm glad you managed to find something interesting in this bizarre dreamscape of mine!

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