Your Local Forecast · 4:32am Apr 9th, 2019
Your Local Forecast
05/21/21
5/21/21
Hi, I’m Bob Tom and I’m your Local Forecast guy again. It’s time for a little update to our forecast.
The hurricanes as predicted are still expected to make landfall at some point, possibly killing millions as they are big. But before they do come, we expect a little drizzle and rain prior and in between the hurricanes.
Before Hurricane Episode 23-3 happens, we’re expecting to see light rain with a Ghost Short. And then some more rain later with some other shorts. Possibly a Corona short or two. A bit too early to tell.
And off to the side, you’ll see that we’ll be partly cloudy with some more episodes of Universal Apocalypse Life over in Alternate Universal Magic. Now this pattern seems to repeat in between episodes.
But we will be seeing some major storm, some weird storms in between hurricanes as Re-edits of certain episodes are expected to pop up in between. However this storm seems to only pop up only once in between Hurricanes and isn’t expected to produce anything serious. Maybe a little lightning and thunder, but no more than that.
Well I’m Bob Tom, and this has been your Local Forecast Update. Enjoy life you useless sacks of crap.
04/08/19
Hello, I'm Bob Tom, and today I shall be your local forecast guy...
Episode 23-3 Prologue ~ Well over here, we have a sort of episode that is expected to reach over 100,00 words in length by the time it arrives in the future. How much exactly you might ask? Well, unfortunately we're cheap sons of bitches over here at the station, so we are currently unable to provide you the answers to that. But let's move on shall we?
Episode 23-3 ~ So moving on over here to the real, big Episode 23, you can see that it's more of a side thing. However, scientists predict that this may just be the biggest storm that we have seen yet at over 300,000 words. We still need more time and information to confirm this, but once we do, we'll get back to you. Just be prepared to move to your basement quickly or else the storm is going to rape your bitch ass as well as take all of your doge coins...
Episode 23-4 ~ Now over here, as you can see it we have more of a calming episode, but you still need to watch out as it'll be over 100,000 words probably, so be careful or else you'll get into a car accident...and not the good kind either where you lie and say it was an honest mistake...and you get laid that night...
Episode 23-5 ~ Over here, once again, another calming episode, just keep a look out for any turbulence along the way as it's also expected to be over 100,000 words in length...
Episode 24 ~ And finally we are out of that stormy mess, but don't think we're out of the woods yet as we have another storm headed our way. We like to call it Episode Mary Ann. Mary Ann was a character from All Dogs Go To Heaven and the little actress who played her was murdered by her father shortly after the movie's release as well as being sexually assaulted by her father before as well. Why are we telling you this you might ask? Well we aren't exactly sure either...but what you do need to know about this Episode is that it'll probably be over 100,000 words in length, and it will certainly be another big one...
Episode 25 ~ After the big storm hits, we shall have another Episode for once in a long time that is more calming and relaxed. This episode is expected to be somewhere between 20,000 words and 40,000 words. So once the episode hits, make sure to get out there and enjoy the nice calming day...becauuuuse...
Episode 26 ~ sadly, this one is suspected to be over 100,000 words as well. But do not worry as this will mark the Season Finale, and in a big way as well...
Episode 5 Rewrite ~ But don't think there's sunshine. Oh there's never sunshine, here...we're all fucked and we're taking you with us...and we're going to be re-visited by Episode Burt Reynolds's dead corpse. He also too starred in All Dogs Go To Heaven and he played the German Shepherd Charlie. He probably did cocaine, but hey it was 89...we all did Cocaine...even my little Sally did it.... Anyways, episode Burt Reynolds's Dead Corpse is expected to be well over 100,000 words, but how much exactly...we're afraid we don't know quite yet, but we'll keep a look out for you and maybe tell you later on...
Well that's it for your local Forecast. Join me next time, probably in a few years when we discuss future forecast predications that we probably didn't get right in the first place...now where's my chocolate latte faille...
