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MidnightDancer


"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

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  • 183 weeks
    I'm the worst :D

    I know! Terrible.

    Just popping in for my periodic State of the Dancer, you know how I do.

    Previously, I was lamenting my lack of free time due to the whole working full time and having my smol child. I decided to add to that by rebooting the soap business.

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    17 comments · 369 views
  • 204 weeks
    yo

    whaddup tho

    32 comments · 362 views
  • 253 weeks
    marrieddancer

    wheeeeeeeeeeew

    the wedding was a fucking blast, actually

    Professor Plum made a really excellent bridesman, and as soon as I get the pics back with him in his kilt, they'll be incoming

    and Sicily for the honeymoon was just

    my god

    perfection

    14 comments · 389 views
  • 255 weeks
    Oh hey

    Wow, been a hot minute, eh?

    I've missed this site. Last year, I went through Some Shit over the summer and fall, and then I got engaged in November to a very nice man.

    We get married in five days, and I had noticed a lot of registry gifts coming in all of a sudden with real names attached that I did not recognize.

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    15 comments · 486 views
  • 309 weeks
    NEW PLAN

    Germany is kiboshed, unfortunately--lots of rl stuff going on around con-time.

    So, instead, I'll be at Bronycon so I'm closer to home :)

    Can't wait to see you guys!

    :rainbowkiss:

    18 comments · 415 views
Nov
7th
2012

welp · 2:09am Nov 7th, 2012

Comments ( 27 )

480731 It could be worse. I could have custom plushies with holes

for penis

>implying there's such a thing as too much Pone

lel

480751 lel, i could see him buying the lyra plushie tbh

480759
Doesn't he have it?

Luz

480759

lyra plushie

:trollestia:

480764 idk, im not his keeper mang

480745 you have it already right?

480767 :trixieshiftright:

480772
But you are his stalker.

480777 not so much, he's not really fun to stalk so i said eh and gave up on him

480738 I do recall seeing in the Skype chat "If I were a man my penis would be huge"

480782
Laaame (on his end).

480789 man it would be so huge as to be fucking biblical

except i'd still have my foreskin because i'm not a fucking idiot

480793 he's an extremely lame young man sometimes. nice, but dull. like most people in the UK

480796
I dunno. They have some exciting people across the pond. But I agree, Plum himself can be quite lame.

480800 sierra at least has a fire up under his ass sometimes, even if it occasionally annoys me lol. PASSION :trollestia:

480794 Okay, things got weirder than they already were. At least it's not a certain featured story about a human having sex with Diamond Tiara.

Plum is probably reading this, his penis slowly hardening inside his plushie

480807 OH GOD THAT STORY ;~; WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME. WHY.


also oh god dnwdnwdnw

480816 You will read it or so help me God I will copy and paste the whole story into a comment

I mean kittens

480822 i will delete that shit so fast

(and i actually did read it earlier-clicked because it was featured tbh, didn't read until i opened it and then it was like HOMG)

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