Who da fuck are? Where did my sandwich go? And why is there a knife in my stomach?... · 4:55pm Oct 10th, 2018
HELLO EVERYPONY AND HAPPY NIGHTMARE NIGHT MONTH!!!...
Yes it is that time of month again...TIME FOR A MOTHER FUCKING UPDATE!!! And it's also that time to get spooky...here's something spooky...
Well, time for an update then...you might be asking...TMG/Bob Tom...where the fuck is the new episode of Universal Magic at? It's been over a year since the last one...we want a new episode now damn it...
Well I've got good news and bad news about that. Let's start with the bad one first because I know we all want to drink bleach one day...it is god's favorite drink after all. Jesus died for his sins so we may drink bleach...
Well the bad news is that unfortunately I had to go back to the drawing board a bit...as in, I had go back and redo some stuff and that pretty much sets me back sadly. I had to go back and redo the outline and shit...it's complicated, the but basically what I'm saying is that I might have to delay my original planned release date, which was going to be Christmas Eve I mind. Why good ol' Christmas eve? Well, it just seemed like the perfect time, and not only to mention, in honor of my favorite MLP song, Hush Now Quiet Now Lucid Dream Mix by PinkiePieSwear's anniversary, I would like to have released it on Christmas Eve, and to make it a special time since it would be Christmas eve and shit...and it just seems perfect. Now I could possibly hit that date...but who knows...it might just have to be delayed...but I promise you, it's worth the wait whatever ends up happening. I just need to go back and do some stuff over which gets complicated...
But you might be asking...what about the good news. Is it Tide pods? Are we going to eat Tide Pods? Am I going to hang myself for making a January meme joke in the month of October? Well I am here to say that even if the delay does happen, I can at least safely say to you all that the Halloween and Christmas Specials will surely happen, again, remainder, on the expansion story it will be released on...hint hint hint...and you shall get the Halloween special on Halloween. What time, unsure, but we'll get to that when time gets closer. So look forward to that. I'm liking the Halloween short and should compensate for the lack of episodes and shit.
On a side note, speaking of Tide Pods, that reminds me of when I went to Branson in August this year...went to see a show called SIX, and let me tell you they were great. They are the oldest accapela group I think in the world or something...and let me tell you they look like it because in all honesty they look like they wanted to kill themselves. And let's just say one of them made a Tide Pod meme on stage...you've got to be really depressed to make a January meme in August...it looked like they wanted to die. It's like doing the whole act for forty years I think has started to get to them...and honestly..I don't blame them. If I was them...I would want to take Tod Pods too... but aside from that...
Is there anything else to talk about? Anything good to know about? Well yes, two or three things actually...
1. LESS THAN A MONTH AWAY FROM RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2'S RELEASE!!! I tell you...I can't wait...counting down the days. I swear it's going to take over my life when it does happen...
2. If you are aware of god himself, SilvaGunner on YouTube, something magical happened yesterday...THE WINNER OF THE KING FOR A DAY TOURNAMENT: UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2 FINALLY HAPPENED! And let me tell you it was magical...pure magic I tell you. Seeing all those old YouTube references...just pure nostalgia to me and from someone who started going on to YouTube back in its early days...it was a trip down memory lane and if you remember those good ol' days of YouTube...then here's a little playlist that I made so...experience the fucking magic...the fuck are you waiting for...get on that shit...it was a great day yesterday...it was fun to pretend that it was 2007/2008 again...
3. As for the Halloween special and the same will go for the Christmas special as well..remember, they will be short and some where between 7,000 words to 14,000 words..at least expectedly that is...but the reason why it will be short because, 1. it's supposed to be a small side thing. 2. I just wanted to do something that was fun and refreshing. 3. I also got inspired from the old Halloween special cartoons I remember watching years ago like Carton Network and shit. And it sort of reflects that in a way because it's short and straight forward. Nothing big or complicated, it's something easy to follow and it's something to have fun with. Yeah, I could make it bigger, but honestly it's better this way...sometimes...less is more...sometimes that is...and in this case it is.
So aside from that...I have to get going, I'm tired as fuck and I had a dream not long ago about me missing the release date of the Halloween special. I'm not joking, I had a dream where I missed the deadline and I was like, "oh shit...how could have I missed it?" And then I woke up and remembered..."Oh yeah..it was a dream..." So...I'm going to bed ya'll...if anypony here has any comments or questions...don't be afraid to leave it down in the comments below. So without a further a do...I'll shall leave you all...and have a nice day to you all...