Hey, what up my name's Bongo Cat, and I'm an alcoholic... · 4:34am Sep 15th, 2018
Hey my lovely...lovely people of the internet...it's-a-me again...TMG...Bob Tom...whatever the fuck my name is...it's me...it's been almost a month since I said anything...and I do feel like it is time for a quick update...also there's a moth in my room right now and it's fucking annoying...
But don't worry...I've got a tip for you people out there with a solution on how to get rid of moths. All you have to do is quietly approach it, and whisper in its ears, "The Earth is Flat." And then it'll die...or go away...or some shit...probably won't even pay you the rent that it owes you...but oh well noel...
As for the update for the next episode of Universal Magic...it's slowly coming together, but production has slown down because I won't lie...I have been distracted by that fancy new Spider-man game and boy does it eat up my free time... I honestly spent 6 hours straight last night playing that game and uhh...well...all I can say as for my quick review of the game: It's gud...go buy it.... So...yeah...I'm addicted to it and so that pretty much means all has slown down on the production of the next episode...but not to worry...with what I have so far it is looking fucking awesome...at least to me that is... still needs some polish and some love....but it's getting there...I promise...and I promise it'll come out soon. I'm trying to shoot for a particular release date that I won't say because by any chance that I can make that date, I want to leave it as a surprise for you guys. I've got a really god idea in mind on what day to release Episode 23-3 on...but we will have to wait and see... But do not forget about those short Halloween and Christmas specials like I announced like a month ago...those are very well going to happen so you will get a little Universal Magic this year for sure....
So...that's about it...other than Halloween is coming up soon next month and that pretty much means it's time to get your spook on...and what's spookier than Article 13 if you know what I mean...hopefully this site still says up considering where Knighty is and shit...
But aside from that spooky ghost story....I suppose that ends this little update for now...but don't worry...that title you just read wasn't a lie at all...here's a meme that'll probably be dead within a few days from now...enjoy...
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