And Then There's Maud!

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider, she didn't care if the whole world looked!

Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her, she was a sister who really cooked!

Isadora was the first bra-burner, ain't ya glad she showed up?! (Oh yeah!)

And when the country was fallin' apart, Betsy Ross got it all sewed up!

And then there's Maude

And then there's Maude

And then there's Maude

And then there's Maude

And then there's Maude

And then there's Maude

And then there's.... That uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizin', Right on Maude!

Comments

[LightOfTriumph]

You are amazing if unoriginal.

[Kikio3000]

LOL cute!

[dj-pon3fan]

I had the song going through my head as I read this.

[TheJediMasterEd]

Godiva's horse was named Aethelnoth, if you ever get asked about it.

[Witchrblizzad]

Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her, she was a sister who really cooked!

Oof

[Dashole]

Madame Curie was a strong woman character workin' all day in a science lab, yeah
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Clara Barton was a famous nurse who was rapping with the soldiers and bandages too
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Susan B. Anthony, always out doin' stuff marchin' around and holdin' up signs
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Pocahontas had it all goin' on an Indian guide with lots of Indian pride
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Indira Gandhi ran a whole big country that isn't easy even if you're a guy

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Babe Zaharias was a really good athlete good at track and field and professional golf, too
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Amelia Earhart flew a lot of airplanes except for that one time when she didn't come back

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Cleopatra lived way out in the desert but still found a way to keep herself looking fine
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And then there's Maude
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