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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 2 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 7 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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    Ponies got much better asses.

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    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 28 weeks
    I don't like anthro

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Aug
16th
2018

Argentinosaurus Huinculensis sized ponies? · 9:10am Aug 16th, 2018

If ponies were the size of Argentinosaurus Huinculensis. Estimated to have been 96.4 metric tons (106.3 short tons) and 39.7 m (130 ft) long.

How big would Princess Celestia be if the average pony was the size of an Argentinosaurus Huinculensis?

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if you remember my comments from december of 2017, the approximate ratio of fluttershy's height to that of princess celestia is approximately 162:256. following the square cube law, I can plug in those as arbitrary units in order to figure out approximate volumes for them. V2 = V1 * (l2 / l1)^3 in this case, where V is volume, 1 being original and 2 being new, same for lengths. so let's just assume we can actually approximate pony volume through just turning them into cubes and then cutting the resulting volume by 2/3, then multiplying that volume by 7/9 (giving us a VERY approximate "pony shape" when visualized). So in that case, we have a volume of approximately 1102248 cubic units for a "normal" pony. for Princess Celestia, we have 4349648.593 cubic units. so based on that, we have a multiplier of just about 3.946 to work with. On that basis, we have an approximate weight of about 380.394 metric tons. Given how LONG argentinosaurus is (since it's measured from head to tail when they are horizontal) I can't give an approximate length, but Princess Celestia would be about 1.58 times taller, longer, and thicker than an average pony.

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I vaguely remember.

Would you find these supersized Princess Celestia still sexy? I would.

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who wouldnt find that sexy?

Apropos giant ponies: Have you ever considered making a Story, where anon becomes celestias "driving test instructor".

You know, how you need a license, before youre allowed to drive a car? They cant just give anyone control over several tons of steel, that can move at 100 miles per hour, and potentially kill hundreds of innocent People, first you need to prove, that you are able to steer a Vehicle, without running over traffic cones.

Magical ponies are much bigger stronger and faster than cars, and even 1 of them can do much more Damage, than all cars on earth combined, so earths Government isnt really a fan of them running wild, especially since to them, earths Buildings look like toysets, which is the main reasons, the ponies want to come to earth.

So they come to an Agreement: ponies can visit earth, but only if they pass a test: proving that they can walk through a town, without knocking over prop Buildings and crushing crashtest Dummies, also masturbating is only allowed in certain designated, earthquake proved Areas.

Of course celestia wants to visit earth too, and is confident to pass a simple test like that, but what she doesnt know, is she is as good at maneuvering the human world, as she is at acting as seen in the Episode Horse Play (even if she were only as big as a regular foal, shed be a Walking natural Desaster), and anon is the one that has to tell her.

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Its also possible, to take the celestia is a clutz Concept one step further: That Picture of celestia next to a dinosaur got me thinking… Dinosaurs got extinct a Long time ago, but what caused that? What if celestia accidentally wiped out the dinosaurs? Like she came to earth once and accidentally caused the ice age, by sitting down a little too fast? And split up pangea while she was at it.

A couple of Million years later, celestia decides to check in on earth again, and finds humans, and decides to apologize to them, for wiping out the dinosaurs?

Or even more awesome, what if every single Event, that led up to the creation of mankind was actualy Celestias doing, albeit not intentional? Even the big bang was caused by celestia sneezing or something. The Story could be written in reverse order, starting with celestia encountering the humans at the size from the picture, and then working its way back to the beginning when she was multiverse sized. Everytime something happens, she realizes that she is still too big, and decides to try again at a smaller size (after figuring out how to make herself even smaller).

It could start somewhat like this. All the important people on earth rush to wherever celestia is waiting at her current size, depicted in the Picture. However, when she apeared on earth a couple hours ago, she was 10 times that size and started apologizing with her VERY loud voice, for the dinosaur incident, and then for almost stepping on Things and having a couple dozen planes almost crash into her, also the Military might Panic and try to shoot her, which causes her to (almost) step on more stuff. After everything calmed down, they ask about the dinosaur incident. When she reveals, that she almost wiped out the dinosaurs, cause she was too big, they ask her, why she returned at her 10x dinosaur size, if thats what caused the incident last time. Then she reveals, that she wasnt at 10xdinosaur size when it happened. She was at 100xdinosaur size, when she accidentally flattened a few of them, panicked and then tripped, Breaking pangea in the process. thats why she shrunk herself down to 10x to apologize, she couldnt have known, that earths inhabitants would be even smaller than last time. Then they ask her, why she didnt shrink herself to begin with, instead of starting out at her full 100x size. Actually she did. She knew, that she wouldnt even fit on earth if she didnt shrink, thats why she originally considered shrinking herself to 1000x dinosaur size, but then decided on 100x, just to be on the safe side… after all, when she tried shrinking down to 10.000x dinosaur size on an uninhabited planet, it collapsed under her weight, without her even doing anything. Before that she tried Looking at planets by holding them in her hooves, but her gravity field was way too strong, so shrinking down to a size where planets were marble sized, wasnt enough. Before that, she accidently compressed a star into a black hole by hugging it too hard (whoops). And she was so sure, that that size would be small enough, before that, she accidently smashed star Systems with her rump everytime she moved, but at least they werent galaxies this time...

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