Looking on Equestrian Border Checkpoint...

Yellowtail sits in his cheap as shit luxurious leather chair. He holds a mug of... something in one hand. In the other, is his... what is that?

“A Fidget Spinner!” He replies. Wait, is it really- holy crap it is! Where’d you get it? “Oh, well I- oh shi-!” Yellow accidentally drops the spinner, which surprises him enough to drop his mug of... is that pi-

We return to Yellowtail with his mug of... specialness... “Yes, specialness, that’s what it is!” He replies. “I want to talk to all of you today about Equestrian Border Checkpoint. People look at it and wonder, ‘How did this piece of ingenuousness get here?’ Well, I’ll tell you... I had no idea what the hell I was doing.” Wait what? “Yeah, uh, I kinda made it as, like, a fun side thingy. So, when people started to really like it, I was thrown off. Like, really thrown off. I mean, come on. I literally made a story about a guy who yells at people.”

“All jokes aside, let’s review our progress, how’s Papers, Ponies, and Attitude’s next chapter coming along?”

We look into a room filled with a couple of background ponies we still don’t care about. Nothing’s happening.

“How’s The Good Monster?”

We look into a room filled with nothing but fire.

“Excellent. I can’t promise that Papers Ponies and Attitude will get a lot of chapters per month, but I DO promise that PPA will get some more glorious chapters coming up! So, without further ado-“ Yellowtail leaps into the fire... HOW DOES OUR BUDGET COVER THI