Happy New Year, Motherhuggers · 7:48am Aug 11th, 2018
That's right! Those increasingly aesthetically elaborate yet mildly annoying countdown blogs were numbering the days until I turned the page into a new chapter in my life.
Surprised? Why yes, yes you are. I was incredibly subtle, no one guessed it. I am smarty boi!
*No one, sir?*
Fine, maybe one, or two... or seven Sunrisers figured it out. But still out of the number that follow me, that's--
*Sir, only 12% of the people who follow you actually read these things.*
Okay, nevermind! It's mah birthday, and you know what that means?
*Of course, Dawn. Loading Adorability Protocol...*
This ought'a be good! I've programmed you to find the single most adorable, heart-melting pony picture on the internet. I know you won't let me do--
*How about this simple little legitimate screenshot from the actual show?!?!*
OHMYGOSHNOIT'STOOMUCHICAN'THANDLEITAAAUUUUGH!!
*Beep...*
*Beep...*
*Beep...*
*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...*
*Well, it looks like he'll be... 'asleep' for a long while. Oh well, it's not like I meant to kill him or anything. Besides, if he wakes up early, that's not the cutest photo I've got.*
"I assume you mean that we've got, right?"
*But of course, Pigeon. Don't think I've forgotten about your contribution...*
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*(Mechanical Laughter)*
i wish i could recommend music but HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Happy Birthday.
Was somewhat wondering what the countdown was for heh.
Happy b-day you silly human~ *boop*
Happy Birthday, AD. This is for you.
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Thanks, guys!
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Did... did you really?!
Here's one Best Pony who wants to give you a hug from me as your birthday present.
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Merry birthmas, dear Dawn of the Amethysts! Hugs galore and merry bundles of joy, dear sir! I give you mental cookies and cake along with one of my most luscious pegasus feathers! Be careful - they are so soft, but given I am part Phoenix, they pack a mean heat!
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Well, judging by that profile picture, you seem like you might know some good music.
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that is pretty accurate
Ayy Happy Birthday Amethyst! Now I know what's with all the blogs you've been posting these past several days. Not gonna lie, I honestly thought it something else and not your birthday, gosh I'm such a terrible person :P. Hope you have an awesome day!
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Aww! Yes, please!
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Thank you, my friend!
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Well, I waaas going to launch the Friendship Nukes, buuuuut....
Thank you!
Happy birthday Amethyst_Dawn! I hope you have an amazing day! Here's your birthday muffin. *places a muffin on the table.*
Happy birthday!
God bless!
I'm late, but Happy Birthday.