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I am an Anti-Brony, I hate MLP, so why am I here? Read this...! https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/769267/if-im-an-anti-brony-why-am-i-on-this-site

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    Poor Tara Strong (RIP Reese)

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    Twilight Sparkle TROPE (Friendship is Failure)

    The Determinator: She always tries her best to get through to those with friendship problems and help them improve their lives, no matter how much they reject and act hostile towards her. She gets as far as saving someone from suicide, even if she gets shamed for it afterwards.

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    What is YOUR Definition...

    People often yak at me

    "Try better yourself"

    "Grow up"

    "Improve"

    They say all that, but they don't provide actual definitions or explanations of what they mean by all that. It's like I'm supposed to guess what they want.

    The same thing follows with fiction, when people whine and complain.

    "This sucks"

    "Write them In character"

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    Twilight Sparkle Improving Lives? (Friendship is Failure)

    People sure love to complain...

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    She gets disrespected a lot because she wants to help people, even though she's a princess who's saved Equestria on multiple occasions.

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  • 8 weeks
    Sentencing Characters (Dragnet Style)

    As you know (Or some of you at least) The Writer is the one in charge. The Writer is the master. The Writer... is... God (Of the world the write anyway)

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Jul
29th
2018

A MATTER OF PRINCIPALS (review) · 10:31pm Jul 29th, 2018

So they're back are they... well it had to happen. Time me to roust them again...

LIFE POINTS: 8000

"Spellenderhunt" Great... now their ponyfiying more words, like Ponysona... makes me gag!!

-200

LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800

Ooh-hoo-hoo... no teachers left to run the school. Now that I approve of. (The only time school is cool to me is when it's OUT or CANCELED)

-No damage.


*Sighs* Twilight is making a seemingly RUSHED decision again without much INNER THOUGHT. What a twit!

-200

LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 7600


Oh, not Dipshit... I mean Discord.

-500 *Just because he showed up)

LIFE POINTS: 7600 -----> 7100


Notice how Spike is hovering with his wings way too much. I understand he's excited about them, but it's not healthy. Gotta use your feet or'll they'll get weak. Still it's a petty point out.

-No damage


TWITTERMITES!!! First Flyders, then Zap-bees, and now this...?!! Eh... it's small

-No damage.

Oh boy, Discord's substitutes are doing ridiculous. (Wonder if Cranky and Matilda divorced) I may like to teach others friendship doesn't always work, but NOT LIKE THAT.

-200 (for sloppiness)

LIFE POINTS: 7100 -----> 6900

Okay... 1 "A Dragon-Sneeze Tree. You have a tree that's soul purpose is to make Dragon's sneeze? Tres... Lame!

2: You used that word again "Every creature" I warned about using it, now PAY UP!

-500

(From now on... every time they use "Every Creature" That's an automatic 500 points)


LIFE POINTS: 6900 -----> 6400

New subs: Spitfire... Trixie... and Maud Pie...

Pretty lame, Starlight, but I suppose I can let this one slide. gotta give em a chance.

-No damage.


Ugh!1 Magic is not Friendship, Trixie. That's why I scoff at this show's title... Friendship is Magic (My ass it is)

-500

LIFE POINTS: 6400 -----> 5900

(If I could I'd make a Death-Like Magic Battle with Abra and Trixie... Trixie would lose)

Ha! Friendship is about honest, people claim criticism is honesty... yet there's a difference between HELPFUL criticism and being a jerk. Some my haters refuse to learn and think being bullies is the right way to motivate someone (Nope, it's just gonna get them SERVED... hopefully in jail)

-500

LIFE POINTS: 5900 -----> 5400


Bravo Starlight... for Blasting Discord (I hated him always, even if he brings up good points, I hate him) But I don't give you points back (Once they're gone... they're gone)

-No damage


Oh boy, another left out episode, that will go in one ear and out the others.

And DISCORD... VICE COUNCILER!!!!

-HALF SCORE!!!

LIFE POINTS: 5400 -----> 2700

And Discord is the one who called the whole plot...

Take another 500!!

LIFE POINTS: 2700 -----> 2200

Discord may not be V.H,M anymore, but I already halved the score... since Starlight was even THINKING of it.


FINAL SCORE: 2200

this ep sucked.

It feels great to be pulverizing these putrid pukes of ponies again.

I'm going to go watch a DIFFERENT Matter of Principals that has Andrea Libman, and Tabitha ST Gemrain in it (MONSTER BUSTER CLUB: Matter of Principals) Better than this crap I just watched and hated

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