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Captain_Hairball


dead horse; please beat me . he/her

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  • 20 weeks
    No, That was Cowardly

    I am just tremendously tired of being strong. And I have some people more vulnerable than myself in my direct or indirect care. But fuck 'em. I can't make myself less vulnerable by trying to hide. One last push of strength.

    Not deleting anything.

    Let 'em come. Let 'em fucking come. I'll love and tolerate the heck out of their asses.

    Gonna go clean stuff now.

    5 comments · 117 views
  • 21 weeks
    The Clop Event Horizon (I'm not Having Fun)

    I am bored with clop. I have written every combination and every kink that does not violently squick me so often that I simply have no ideas left. Working on Like Bunnies has me acutely bored. What interest I have lies in other fandoms--Loona and Legoshi's bodies especially. I'm still a dirty old zombie, I suppose.

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    6 comments · 115 views
  • 24 weeks
    No Updates this Month

    I am saying this so you don't think I got washed away or anything. I'm safe but I'm also going to be busy for a few weeks.

    2 comments · 42 views
  • 25 weeks
    New Chapter Up

    Almost didn't happen, but I pomodoro'd my way through editing.

    Just gonna go ahead and say October's gonna be dicey.

    0 comments · 70 views
  • 25 weeks
    Things I'm Working On

    Being undead, you'd think I'd have fewer health problems. The haruspex had a look at my entrails (an easy enough task; they're right out there) and while I'm not in immediate danger of the True Death, I do need to adjust some chemicals. I will be stabbing myself with needles, which is both exciting and terrifying. I do NOT have a good relationship with needles, but I DO rather enjoy fear and pain

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    4 comments · 87 views
Jul
19th
2018

Guys Guys Super Important Question · 11:19pm Jul 19th, 2018

Are you all okay with watersports? No, I mean, in stories. I swear to Harmony I don't want to pee on you.

Probably.


Oh look its Goldenstream I mean Silverstream!

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