Preview: My Little Pony: Universal Magic: Episode 23-3 (Episode 23 Type-0) (For real this time) · 1:56pm Jul 14th, 2018
So before I give you a quick little preview, I just want to mention that this is still a work in progress and it's still a bit of a ways off before it is even finished. But I decided it was time to give you guys at least a little something from what I'm working on for the next episode of Universal Magic, even if it isn't much. So other than that, here's a little small thing from the next episode...and it's for real this time and not that April Fool's thing that I did last time...I'm sorry for that...that was just poorly executed....well enjoy....
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Then as I was thinking about Jesus, a little fella came up by my legs and said in a southern voice accent, “Well hi there my son.”
I then looked around but nothing that was equal to my height I could find in front of me or around me. But then the voice said to me again, “Hey…my son…down here.”
I then looked towards me feet…hooves…whatever…and it was basically Baby Jesus…but with a deep southern voice accent added to it. And all he was wearing was diapers and nothing else although he did have his trademark beard and shit.
I then stared at Baby Jesus and he just said to me, “Well…are you going to be rude and just stare or are you going to talk to me?”
I then asked him, “Why am I seeing a second Jesus right now?”
Baby Jesus then said to me, “Oh uh…Jesus was my ride back to Heaven so he kind of left me here…on accident…I think. Well I’m Baby Jesus Knight..nice to meet ya.”
Baby Jesus then proceeded to shake my right hoof with a big smile on his face. I then asked Baby Jesus, “So why are there two Jesuses?”
Baby Jesus then said to me, “Well my son, let me tell ya something…you see…we’re two separate entities from each other and that means we’re two different people living at the same time.”
I then asked Baby Jesus, “yeah…but how exactly?”
Baby Jesus then said to me, “Magic.”
Then I said to him, “Riiiiiiiight. Well how come I never heard of you…being a separate entity and all? Why leave you out of the bible and shit?”
Baby Jesus then explained to me, “Well I don’t blame ya for not hearing about me. I’m sort of the one that does all the work behind the scenes.”
I then asked Baby Jesus as again I was a bit confused about the whole thing, “Excuse me?”
Baby Jesus then said to me, “Jesus is more or less a figure head while our dad is just a dead-beat drunk that tries to relive his glory days. I actually do all the magic that Jesus can’t do anymore. I mean Jesus used to do it but then he started taking steroids which inhibited him from doing anything so now if there are any miracles he wants to do, so I have to perform it for him. Then he just takes all the credit for himself… AND THE ONLY CREDIT THAT I GET IS BEING IN THE FUCKING MANGIER IN THE NATIVITY SCENE DURING FUCKING CHRISTMAS TIME!!!”
Baby Jesus had said those last words with a very loud tone but he then quickly calmed himself down and he then said to me while laying his left baby hand on me, “Sorry about that buddy. I sometimes lose my temper, but I JUST CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE GOD DAMN IT! And before you ask, I’m mother fucking Baby Jesus Christ mother fucker…I can say the lord’s name in vein all I want.”
I then said to Baby Jesus, “Huh…so you’re a second Jesus…that’s a baby, that has a southern accent, and swears…ok, I don’t know why but I want to see where this is going.”
Baby Jesus then said to me, “I know, I know, it’s a bit weird seeing a baby like me, but trust me, Heaven in the Bible is not like how it is in reality. Sure it’s a paradise, but just like California, it has to go down the shitter eventually. With my dad, like I said he’s a dead beat drunk. Every morning you can find him shit faced drunk, lying in a pool of his own vomit. That’s why he does what he does now because he thinks he can relive his old glory days, but he’s a dead beat and dead beats usually don’t go far. And the other me, regular Jesus, well Jesus is the weirdo if you know what I mean. But between you and me I think it’s the cocaine that did it to him. I mean the 1980’s were fun, don’t get me wrong, but eventually that shit is going to come back to bite you straight in the ass. And as for me, I sadly can’t do much about my problem. I’m honestly fucked between a rock and a hard place. Especially now since I’m stuck in this universe, which by the way…why did you leave your old universe. You kind of just got up and left.”
I was then a but disturbed that Baby Jesus even knew that I had left and I eventually got the guts to ask him despite the oddity that he was, “Huh…didn’t know you kept tabs on me of who I was or where I was going.”
Baby Jesus then said with a caring smile on his face, “Of course we know where you are, you were baptized after all. Once you’re baptized, you’re officially apart of the cult, I mean religion, and from that point forward we keep an eye on you from your prayers to your good deeds and bad. But for some reason we lost track of you, and it was odd since we never had a single soul go missing completely, especially when they are alive. Then one thing lead to another and here we are. Honestly it was quite difficult to even find you here, but somehow we were able to do so, but hey I’m Baby FUCKING Jesus, I’m a miracle worker as you know.”
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My Little Pony: Universal Magic Episode 23-3 coming soon at some point...
Well that was a nice little review
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You mean preview...and it's not necessarily the main thing of the episode, sort of a little side thing...but even the side thing matters and I just get worried that I'm not doing it right and that I'm missing something...something just feels off to me is all...you know...but whatever...thank you for giving me your second opinion...it at least gives me some hope at least...
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It should, let the Magic of Friendship guide you to becoming a wonderful writer
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the same for you too...