A warning to my watchers · 3:58pm Oct 29th, 2012
You might already know this, but occasionally I post something really stupid/random/offensive/inconsiderate which brings no positivity into this world at all whatsoever. This is usually because I come across something that I just want to share with others and find out their opinion on it. For example, yesterday I had a dream where groups of people in their mid-teens and late teens were creating these foods which, on consumption, magically did something. This included sweets that temporarily turned you into a dragon and little thingies which made you start singing really badly, but it sounded epic to you.
Anyway, be warned.
Um, okay?
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That's exactly what I wanted I hear. By the way, I'm changing one letter/number/symbol of my password to another letter/number/symbol because it makes it more than 360 times harder for a hacker to crack.
457846 Good, good. Always important to take care of the security of your account. In related news, English was originally a Germanic language, with words being taken from Norse, Latin, and an assortment of other languages. Film at eleven.
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I actually decided to change it again. It is now 56,700,000,000,000,000,000 times harder to crack than before. By the way, due to an unexpected overflow of Vsauce, I already knew your facts. Sorry. What channel?
457970 Um. I'm not sure. Sorry. And how about this: The Portuguese Man O War, despite its resemblance to the jellyfish, is actually something called a siphonophore, made up several organisms called 'zooids'. Probably.
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Meh.
457985 Meh?
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Meh.
457989 Um...okay.
I can't believe I missed this when it was first posted. Now I can never express how much I actually care about random things from random people and have you read it.
Nah jk. But cool story bro. Interested in hearing about your life for some reason, it's probably more interesting than mine. Don't know what that means.
What? I don't even.
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I would tell you all about an unbelievably top secret highly classified project I'm worki... Crap.
Ah well, have a sneak peak at another WIP.
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No more shall be revealed.
460522 ...invisible space Rainbow Dash?
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Absolutely not! It's clearly a Giant Rainbow Space Peanut.
460522 I hope it's BE-A-UTI-FUL. Dat cosmic rainbow attached to dat COSMIC SPACE
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Here's my contribution to Halloween. I would have done somepony's cutie mark, but there were some issues with that. Let's just pretend it's Owlowicous. I hope I spelled that right.
464140 Hey, that's actually pretty cool!
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I guess it look better when the candle is lit. And when it's dark. And when it's outside. Too tall to be Owlowicious, but I wasn't thinking of him at the time.
464182 Nightmare Night is deeeead! I SO srs, ain't no kids in the south no more, I tells ya. Need to go a few miles just to see any good houses!
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Frickin awesome. Knew this was worth it.
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As it turns out, I had used Sellotape to reattach the head to the top of the pumpkin. It caught fire shortly after this picture was taken.
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Goodness! Did you die, oh man, you died didn't you?
467430 Because the flame was most likely less that 4cm in height, therefore the maximum intensity of thermal radiation at a radius of 15cm from the pumpkin would be approximately 35 degrees Celsius, the result would be no more than small-scale sweating on the affected area of exposed skin.
In Simple English: No.
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This is why if I met you in real life, you would instantly become my best friend.
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I would love to be your best friend. Where do you live so we can schedule a meeting at a brony convention in 8 years?
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I am so tempted to tell you my actual address. Sumter, South Carolina, America, North America, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, The Universe, The Multiverse, The Omniverse.
There, that's everything besides my actual street address and zip code. I would meet up at a convention if I wasn't 13. Maybe yeah in 8 years though, I'd be old enough to move out of my mom's house. and then I will stalk you every day
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Yeah, our chances of meeting soon are pretty slim. I live about 3745 miles away from you. Northern Ireland. Near Lisburn. Fun Fact - I have just revealed the most personal information about me on the internet ever. With Universe meaning our immediate reality with one set of governing laws of science, multiverse meaning an undefined number of group universes with similar or completely different sets of laws of science and omniverse meaning an infinite number of universes with all sets of all possible combinations of all laws of science, you go pretty wide there.
Why did I enjoy typing that so much?
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"Why did I enjoy typing that so much?"
The same reason you enjoy reading "The Big, Large, Huge, Book of Philosophy".
...I want that in real life so much.
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As do I.
I just read 'Twilight feels like dancing'. It was the biggest pile of **** I've ever read. Therefore, it was absolutely brilliant. I gave it a thumbs up. Why? Because Physics.
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That was the point.
And in case you didn't already see it...
"I didn't write this to be good. Or to even be legible. . . . I actually submitted it, and didn't even think anyone would give it a second look, but that's bronies for you. It is so bad, and you all actually even read it. I hope you were all thoroughly trolled. "
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Hm. That is literally the only part which made sense. By the way, I got the Believing in Stories reference there.
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lol wat. I have no idea what your talking about. What's Believing in Stories?
And, I just realized three things.
1. I just quoted my self in a professional manner. (even used the little dot dot things insinuating I didn't use the whole quote)
2. I sound like some epic person from some movie.
and 3. Me talking to you has been more entertaining than talking to most of my friends. (is that sad?)
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If that wasn't a reference, then where did Discord's daughter, Screwball, come from?
1. Good for you. Have a moustache.
2. If you say so.
3. Not really. I just try to be comedic in a serious way, if that makes any sense at all.
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Oh! That, was from this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_210048&feature=iv&src_vid=oEYDJi4hv7M&v=xA9dFZJtQWc, quoting the "I'm breaking out of here!" thing to have Discord escape his prison, and Screwball just being a plot device to make it happen. Makes sense doesn't it?
And I totally understand what you mean by "funny in a serious way", I know a guy that's like that. He's cool.
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I feel like there's a good chance 'a guy' is me.
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Actually I was talking about a fictional character. Echo the Diamond Dog from this http://www.fimfiction.net/story/10394/The-Ballad-of-Echo-the-Diamond-Dog, it was one of the first fics I ever read. Well, by that I mean about the 24th. But relatively...
I'm so sad.
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How could you possibly come to believe that I had never heard of Echo? Then again, I'd hardly heard of Screwball until just a few minutes ago. After checking her page on the MLP Fan Wiki, I can now say that I shall never sleep again. She is just so.............................................................................................creepy.
*shudders* Don't worry, it's just another pony that Discord has Discordified....... *shudders*
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Well, actually, popular fan theory states that she is actually a creation of Discord himself. Which I guess is even more creepy since this insinuates that Discord can create live itself. But it's really what's in your own head cannon that matters.
I don't really see how she's creepy though.
I also forget that I'm not the only one that keeps up with popular fanfiction.
I actually one did a book report for school on Fallout Eqeustria. The look on my teacher's face when I told her that the main characters were ponies.
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My near-incoherent speech in the last comment was an interpretation of a poor fool who refused to accept the truth of the evil fanon mindplace. Then again, if you think about Screwball from a canon perspective, she is most likely just another Discordified pony. At least, for now...
As to why I thought of her as creepy? A combination of the Daddy Discord rhythm and her weird-as-heck pose when she appears in the MLP episode. Those spiral eyes aren't doing any wonders either. Imagine if you went into a dark room and she was slowly floating towards you, doing that... thing with her hoof and her mouth, while making creepy shmwoop...shlump...shoop noises.....
Why do these nightmarish scenarios plague my mind?
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Try reading creepypastas, and then talk about creepy stuff plaguing your mind.
Fun Fact: Ninety percent of the time writing that comment was spent picking out the right emoticon.
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I'll pass on that for tonight. Maybe in the morning. This shall be m last post tonight. It's 11:55 where I am, so yeah. Goodnight then.
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Goodnight! I love ya!~
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Want to see the most f'ed up piece of bull ever? Read Fluttershy gets gang-raped by Jews.
And I thought yours was weird.
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I picked out T-Shirts for everyone!
This one is for me:
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This one is for Radical Prescott:
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This one (for some reason) is for predator:
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And this one (for some reason) is for keepcalmandcupcakes:
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More at www.redbubble.com.
469003 MAYBE IF THE SHIRT WAS FROM.... UHHH... wait a sec, I gotta look inside my shirt
... oh yes Welovefine.com, I would buy it. You get free stuff from them almost every time you buy a shirt n' whatnot.
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I just saw 'I'm on Crack' and smiled, thinking of you.
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Also, . Wanderer D replied to my comment on Fluttershy gets gang raped by Jews.
469010 Yes... Fluttershy gang raped by Jews... good idea.
That's quite considerate of you, I do actually believe myself to be partially insane, THANK YOU KIND SIR!
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After what Wanderer posted, he wouldn't like to see you say that...
You do know he's one of the moderators here, right? He also seems strangely obsessed with Latias.
469032 Oh man, somepony obsessed with racism.... OH MAN, IT'S LIKE BRONIES OBSESSING WITH HOW THEY THINK THERE ARE GAY PONIES IN THE CARTOON BECAUSE OF LITTLE BLOODY SIGNS!
I TYPED OUT THE BLOODY N WORD ONCE IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT, AND SOME FOOL HAD THE GAUL TO CALL ME A RACIST F***.
Telling people to grow up?! REALLY. CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING. PEOPLE SUCH AS THIS ARE.... scum. If it's physical or results in a big fight/arguement, then that's crossing the line.
Wtf is Latias? I don't even.