Ignore This #1... · 8:05am Jun 10th, 2018
Yeah...so...it's like 3 in the morning right now...I'm half a sleep so I'm not necessarily thinking straight too much... and...got done writing more of Episode 23-3 and kind of bored and I figured I just write something on here to pass the time and then go to bed...because why not... So I'm not sure if I'm going to do this whenever I'm bored or not...that's why you see the #1 n the title...but you can just ignore this if you don't care...I don't blame ya...
So anyways...I saw the E3 EA press conference earlier...and it fucking sucked. Like...what the fuck was that shit but at this point do you really expect high standards from EA at this point?
So what they showed off was several things...but they got a new host and she was just awful. Just get that old fucker back from the old CEO and he'll do a good job...at least he used to work for Sega during the Dreamcast days and Microsoft during the 360 days... But anyways...they started off with battlefield V, and as if they couldn't get any worse. They barely showed anything and only left a little message to tell you to tune into the Microsoft conference...because Xbox and EA are like lovers at this point, Microsoft can't stop taking it up the ass from EA...
That and they announced Battle Royal for Battlefield V...and it's like...shut...shut the fuck up...
Then they talked about the yearly sports games so unless you like those kind of games, who gives a fucking crap about it?
Then they had an announcement for a Netflix like service for games which, I don't care...I don't stream fucking shit...I still use my Sony Walkman CD player mother fucker...
And then a guy was interviewed from Respawn and talked about the next Star Wars game...but Star Wars is dead...at least for movies...but games...there might be a Chance, we'll wait and see...but no pictures or anything...just a guy saying it... But it's the most hype you're going to get from EA so who cares, it's worth it..
Then you have Unravel two...which fuck yes...and it's out now...so go buy it...and then another indie game was announced...not much to say there. And then you have Madden Esports...unless you like esports...who gives a fucking crap. And they did the stupidest thing ever...they announced and revealed a mobile game... C&C rivals, and they tried to make a big fucking deal about it. They had two guys go on stage, competing against each other, while esport casters talked over their game play...for a fucking mobile game. And a nice little CGI trailer that's too good for a mobile game played...and it's like...who the fuck cares...just fucking stop...reminds me of the time when they revealed that mobile Minions game that one E3...member that shit?...
And then they ended it with Anthem...but honestly I have no hope for that game after Andromeda...because after what happened with 3...it's a dead universe...and its corpse was violated with Andromeda...
Alright then...good nighty night then folks...I'm going to bed now...