The Most Hated Group on FiMFiction... · 1:46pm Oct 28th, 2012
Before you continue reading, I am not a gay, but I respect gays and their rights.
So, I was browsing the groups today and I stumbled upon a group with the name: Death to Homosexuals. Like, really? Do I even need to explain this? As I read the description, I pointed out some pretty stupid mistakes. I will list them:
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
First off, REAL AMERICANS would accept gays. The 'real Americans' the leader of this group is probably referring to redneck hillbillies who have sex with their own family members.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Gay marriage may encourage people to be gay, but I don't really see the problem with that, they're still going to be straight people in the world, so we don't actually have to care about that problem. THe leader of the group obviously thinks the gays are going to take over the world, which actually just makes him more retarded.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
If people want to marry their pets, who cares? You can marry your lawn mower in Mexico (I think) or some other part of South America. Just because we legalize gay marriage doesn't mean the rest of the world is going to start acting strange.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
This man is obviously a Ku Klux Klan member, a hillbilly racist who has the hots for his sister, or the dumbest American in the world. Women are free, Blacks are free, and my parents are divorced so that's basic living proof that this guy is reterded.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
This man is a troll on all life.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
This man is a terrible troll on all life.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
*Facehoof* No, gay parents do raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
FUCK THAT SHIT. America has thousands of religions. This guy is 100 percent, DEFIANTLY RETARDED.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
This man is responsible for Osama bin Ladin, just saying.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
All in all, I think that you can see why this guy and his 19 followers should be banned, and anyone remotely thinking of joining this group should be banned as well. I mean, they can believe what they want to believe, but spreading it on a PONY FANFICTION WEBSITE is just stupid. Personally, I think this guy is actually a closet gay himself, and just wants to cover it up.
His name is Commander Ponysun, so now you can send all of your hate mail to him, and get this fucker banned.
let's raise an Army and purge these racist Bastards from this site
HOOOORRRRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
I'm pretty sure he's just trolling. I don't think anyone could be that stupid.
454742 And its homophobic, not racist.
454745 Bro, read his profile
454747 well both Homophobic and Racist he said something bad about blacks so y'know who cares he's been banned
454749 Eh, yeah, trolling
454750
I concede. You are correct my good sir or madam.
454751 Sir why does everypony think I'm a Girl
454759 Ah, you misread my good chap. I said sir or madam. Leaving your gender ambiguous. Its mostly because although a majority of bronies are male, a good amount of us are female as well.
454762 yea but it's not just you who thinks I'm a girl when I comment
454769 Hrm, try changing your username .
454808 no way no how
Ok sure
The world needs more children...
This guy has to be a troll. There's no way anyone could be THIS stupid.
454808How does his username make him seem feminine...?
454876 I dunno, its kinda like, guessing and hoping for the best...Y'know hitting so many things that the odds of you actually hitting the right thing increases?
454920I guess, yeah.
Have none of you realized that this is a classic poe?
Deliberate misrepresentation of facts, stating things that are so blatently false to absolutely anyone with any knowledge of governance.
Don;t you guys know how to tell a poe from reality?
457449 we know that, we are just making fun of him because he was banned