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22 weeks
NNN

I'm not doing No Nut November. I'm over that. I did it once before and satisfied myself that I can; I see no need to do it again. That being said it can be good to save up for at least a few days. Sometimes I feel like I'm going to beat my dick right off. Anyway, I just busted a seven day load to Vinyl Scratch and fuck was that good.
Stay horny my friends
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88 weeks
New Story Time

Man it feels good to get something posted. I oughta do that more often. Because while I haven't been writing much about horses fucking lately, I've sure been thinking about it.
But if I do start writing more, it will have to wait a week. Because I'm heading off to Everfree Northwest this weekend. Perhaps I'll see some of you fine degenerates there
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98 weeks
Horny Headcanons

Unicorns are way more into anal than other kinds of ponies. If you think about it, magic makes it a lot more casual. Just a few simple spells to clean everything out and lube up and they're off. It saves all the prep you'd have to do otherwise. Earth ponies and pegasi (with the exception of Coco Pommel) probably think they're all butt obsessed freaks.
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109 weeks
Delightfully Devilish

I am sitting in a cafe with my laptop. It looks like I am doing real BusinessWork™, but actually I am writing gay horse smut. Heh heh heh.
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127 weeks
NNN Day 22

I meant to post this a few days ago, but whatever.
We're two thirds of the way through November now. Congratulations to everyone still hanging on. I definitely had a few close calls where it was very hard to keep my hand out of my pants.
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May

12th

2018

Milestones · 3:30am May 12th, 2018

After my last story, I hit an important mark in subscriber count, and you can see it up there in the screenshot. That's right, the big 6 9—the sex number. I'm sure you will all agree that this is worth commemorating.