The game is afoot! ... eh, ahoof? Yeah, ahoof... or maybe amuffin? · 3:51pm Oct 27th, 2012

In the spirit of Halloween...

I have published chapter one of Attack of the Killer Muffins: Muffinisis.

Chapter 2 onwards is where you come in! I hereby invite you to add to the muffinocity: if you like this scenario and have a few muffinish ideas crawling around in your head PLEASE write a new chapter detailing the horrific depredations of Killer Muffins let loose on an unsuspecting TCB world.

I will publish all the steaming gore as added chapters to the story, with these few stipulations:
1) No clop. Sorry, I want to keep this generally accessible.
2) You may use the provided scenario at the Tucson Conversion Bureau and the OCs I have created as long as you do not kill them off! I have a finale planned, which I will publish in a few weeks.
3) The Killer Muffins are the result of bad conversion potion being mixed into a batch of Muffins. The result is sentient Muffins with a limited range of shared awareness. They have small limbs (I didn't specify human or pony - maybe both are possible!), they can dissolve Blackmesh armor (and who knows what other cheeky nanite tricks they have up their tiny little sleeves), and they know how to make more of themselves (having seen the cook Vladdy Mare make a batch).
4) The Killer Muffins have dispersed and who knows where they will end up. Be creative. Be nasty! BUT... you may not kill off ALL the Muffins. That would ruin it for others and I need some still alive (or are they?) for my finale.

Please post your contributions in either g-docs or FIMFiction as responses to This Thread.

Dafaddah

PS - I have purposefully put in a lot of OCs and elements for running gags (spoiler alert - you may want to read the story first):
The Timmies, living proof that 'Two is a pain'
Rosy Rivet, not the brightest unicorn in the herd, and a good friend of a certain muffin obsessed mare
Evelyn Carr, a human doctor with more than the ususal fear of lawyers, and her hair brush
Vladdy Mare Puddin, the cook
PFC Tony Sarducci of the high voice
Corporal William 'Sissy' Bonnet
A dangerous and truly annoying rival for the HLF's TLA: Blaques Jacques Laraques, head of the Highly Litigious Frenchmen
Various other shenanigans such as "Story Time", muffin-drunkenness, bran as a vector for nanites, conversion potion gone bad, the clash of muffins vs croissants, etc...
And... I brought in Derpy Hooves (the only 'canon' character) because:
1 - How can you have a muffin story without Derpy?!!!, and
2- I am really looking forward to seeing at least a few "Derpy the Muffin slayer" stories!