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Hello, I am not dead. · 5:25am Apr 24th, 2018
Also Fuck all of you a-holes.
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The Crazy Cazadore · 562 views
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- Member Since 14th Aug, 2015
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The Crazy Cazadore
Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?
The Crazy Cazadore
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Goddam! You live!
4846360
Of course I live, do you ever check your steam? Also it's gonna take a lot more than an army of thugs to kill me!
Damn. I had some really good deals on your shit I was selling on Ebay. I suppose you want them back....er I mean welcome back.
Guud
4846363
You mean my old outdated stuff that's still millions of years still advanced than any other Tech out their? Pfft keep it. I've advanced by billions of years while I was gone. That's stuff is basically trash. Thanks for the free cleaning service.
Ah hell Nah! Your back hide the kids!!
4846364
No bad. Very very bad.
I kill people
4846368
Too late, my widdle industrial wood chipper already had em for a snack.
4846372
I feed children feet first into industrial grade woodchippers as I sing them a song.
4846362
Right the notifications of what your playing at any given time.
4846383
And now I'm a crazy avali instead of a random encounter.
4846385
Oh cool.
4846390
Sleep. Threatening. To. TAke me.
4846391
Sleep Crazy.
4846380
Wow that’s amateur shit. I slowly dip children’s legs in molten lava while I gouge out their eyes using staplers and cover the rest of their bodies in scorpions while playing the sound of a scratching chalkboard on megaspeakers around them.
Don't worry, we all know that to be true. How you may ask? Because we are still wishing that you were dead.
4846394
That's actually pretty tame. The scream of children being turned inside out and doused in salt then being raped with large metallic spikes in every orifice covered in needles. The wood chipped is for after the torture.
4846403
And I still wish for a pony.
4846474
Hmm not bad I guess. Maybe we should team up. The more the merrier, probably even in the torture business.
4846694
That's nothing compared to this slime creAture that causes anything it touches to experience all pain and even pain that is unimaginable, imaginable, possible, impossible, conceivable, inconceivable, and unknown, multiplied by every atom that comes into contact with you. And any behind it give it a multiple of ten per each.
4846476
Don't we all?
4846877
Marry me
4847068
Everyone does. Except Paul. Paul is the worst.
4847294
Sorry that's happened an infinite number of times in different dimensions and timelines.
4850310
That doesn’t explain why it can’t happen in this dimension/timeline as well.
4850360
I choose the most chaotic option and that ain't it.
4851283
Well phuq u, your choice is shit!
4851498
I also drool in my sleep until I'm covered in it so that no one can kill me in my sleep and I heal faster if knocked unconscious. So you'd be a puddle of goo in no time.
4851816
That’s where you’re mistaken. Saliva is what comes out of my sweat glands and only fluid that I drink. I’d be right at home under those conditions.
4851857
My saliva is poisonous to everything and also acidic. Any fluid from my body is acidic poison
4852049
Well my blood and all fluids are base. And I drink pesticides instead of water so I think I’m good.
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My poison explodes upon contact with a base
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Also I am immune to pesticides and the poison would still kill you in 4 seconds along with paralysing you
4852090
dying would be worth it for those four seconds of marriage
4852493
Actually it would be zero. Cazadores eat any living being alive that they would consider and possibly marry.
4853579
it takes time for anything to eat anything
4853603
Nah cazadores can eat some thing twenty times their size practically instantly since their saliva is as acidic as their poison because it's the same thing and so is all the fluid in their body. Basically you'd be a puddle of sludge in my stomach in 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000023 seconds and it would've been before a wedding. Also this thing we are talking about only applies to non cazadores.
4854018
Love can be irrational. I love you no matter what!
4854234
Well I dont.
4854838
You really must be crazy then. I’ll make you fall for me somehow!
4854970
It hasn't actually happened to any physic breaking crazy yet.
4854984
There's a first for everything.
4855176
And theirs a never thing for some things.
4855178
Y do u resist. It's futile!
4855184
You fucking me sounds like the most amazing thing ever.
4855187
I never said that... Also because your a bitch.