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The Crazy Cazadore


Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

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Huh... Why do I have 100 stalkers? · 11:54pm Jul 22nd, 2019

Aren't I boring? Why stalk me? Like... Y'all weird.

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Comments ( 30 )

Then ya now know something on me that ev'rybody done known 'bout me for the past 5 years: That I'm crazy as shit (and the follow was deserved)!?!:pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:

your the leader cazadore i need you and your army to help invade alternate universes

You’re interesting to talk to. Definitely the opposite of boring.

Nah, your entertaining enough, and possibly my craziest future true friend!

5092778
Cross out that future and make it in your dreams and that statement will be a fact buddy.

5092742
Ah, I guess that means the opposite of boring is crazy. Ok then let's do something crazy... *"accidentally" starts world war three*

5092741
Actually I'm shunned by my kind for being an abomination among abominations.

5092740
everybody is both crazy and weird. because it's normal to be weird and weird to be normal and if you think you are either you must be crazy... Wait... wouldn't that makes me sane since I know I'm both and neither?

5092785
Who cares? The sane are not that much fun anyways! The insane are the most fun!

5092793
But if everyone is insane and I'm sane wouldn't that make me the most fun?

5092794
Perhaps? Perhaps not? Your call dawg!

5092797
Or maybe we are all just in the matrix.

5092800
IDK. Perhaps both... Probably.

5092805
(the joke was that I said I'd be your friend in your dreams) welp... Nothing left to do but purge heretics then I guess.

5092784
SHIT well i guess i'm a stalker now

5092821
*pat pat* I've always called my followers stalkers.

5092829
Hmmm... Fine I'll be your friend. Not because I like you or anything though... You baka!

5092832
*Insert stupefied happy face here* (Basically my profile)

5092840
*suppresses urge to purge your hopes and dreams*

5092841
I'm an adorable bug horse, so were like one of the same kind of freaks. :) And I love ya too!
pics.me.me/what-do-you-want-tiny-bug-horse-love-revenge-world-10597513.png

5092823
thank now you pat pats

5092782
Lol Do what you wish, Caz.

5093669
I'll play enclave. How bout you.

5093671
I’m gonna relax and play an AC game.

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