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Mar
27th
2018

Next Story Readers Needed/Personal Stuff · 11:25am Mar 27th, 2018

[Edit: I have enough pre-readers thanks!]

Next story is... E or T rated Twilight Velvet/Princess Cadence Friendshipping? And E or T depends entirely on how much swearing there is.


I love this family. (source)

I gotta do some serious stuff from time to time. And while I'd love to write about these two having sex (MILF vs. GILF), I also wonder about how they'd interact in a more realistic way*.

I do feel ashamed a lot. I am, in this context, a dreadful pervert. True fact: I'm a zoophile. I have always been attracted to horses. I have never done anything about it; in fact I find human/animal contact of that kind deeply disturbing to the point where I generally skip all the human/pony shipping on this site.

But. Horses, especially stallions, are unspeakably beautiful to me. For a gazillion years, I just squashed that part of me down inside and never thought about it unless I saw a horse in person and had to go... take care of things. Its not like a modern person comes in contact with horses much anyway. Then I read Romance Reports. Still remember the scene between Twilight and Rarity with crystalline clarity.

And it turns out I can write this stuff and people will read it! It's nice.

Anyway, though, I want to write other stuff from time to time, too. So this next story.

To get back on topic: Anyone want a look it it before I put it up? I make so many mistakes. Plz help me find them. begging hooves

* That's assuming 'realistic' in this context wouldn't be 'all the ponies just want to crawl all over each other all the time because every single one of them is unbelievably hot and very very naked.' Which is how I feel but could pony society really support that?

Comments ( 7 )

I'd be happy to help!

I can do a thing! :twilightsmile:

4826607

Yes! Team go!

That’s enough people I think.

I love you to bits Dad!! SO DAMN EXCITED TO READ THIS ONE OMGG!!!

Don't worry about having weird fetishes. You like what you like, and you are not doing anything bad. Feeling bad about it only makes you feel bad.
Horses are sexy. And it's not like admiring them hurts anyone.

4826859

Thank you!

God bless bronies is all I have to say. :twilightsmile:

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