It's been almost 5 years to the date sense I last signed in on this bloody website. My my how thing have changed while at the same time stayed exactly the same.
Is it a Blue Moon yet? Anyway, I feel I owe an explaination for my latest absence. You see... Cuthulu ate my computre.
No, really.
Not buying it eh? The problem is the truth is just as hard to believe. My computer literally burst into flames. Smoke, scortch marks and all. that was 2 months ago.
Good news: saved all the data. the hard drive still works
Hey You! Yes, you! Come here. I have something to show you.
Just to prove I've been working, I've decided to post a very short excerpt from the next chapter. Please note, it excerpt has not yet gone through prereading and is subject to edit.
Ok, I'm writing this on an encrypted internet connection from deep inside a top secret government base. I've been held here against my will for the past 2 months. they haven't fed me in 4 days. I managed to slip out of my cuffs and make a break for it. I hear footsteps...