Back when I first joined this website, I was writing almost everyday, fanfiction or otherwise. I have file after file after file of unfinished stories just sitting around and I honestly feel it's a shame to let them be unseen any longer.

I thoroughly read the rules and did not see any reason this submission breaks them, if you feel this is an error feel free to take this down at any point.

She was a traitor, she abandoned us, she ran away and now she expects a warm welcome? Well it will be a cold day in Tartarus before she sees me. I hate her.

Your's truly has been teleported to Equestria through a rather silly chain of events. Stuck until the Princesses and Twilight can send me back, I'm forced to live in Ponyville for weeks on end. Every week I'm given a new job to earn my small living quarters. Silliness ensues.

This is a semi-parody Human in Equestria story written strictly for laughs and goofiness. Please treat it as such.

Princess Luna has been kidnapped, along with 5 particular ponies from Ponyville! Princess Celestia is a wreck and it's up to Twilight Sparkle and her dragon friend Spike to get to the bottom of whats going on. Just because something's not there, doesn't mean it can't hurt you.