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EpicMuttonChops


just a panromantic asexual demiboy writing about ponies. Anon is lazy character writing, and if they're a character, you need to buck up and get creative

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  • 10 weeks
    let's talk about Anon

    i was OVERJOYED to see not a single Anon story on the front page tonight. but some people on this platform seem to think that Anon is a lifesaver for their stories; that Anon is acceptable for a reader stand-in.

    THEY'RE WRONG

    Anon is a plague on the writing community, and a copout. Anon means you're a shit writer, because Anon is LAZY

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  • 231 weeks
    cyberpunk story idea

    ok so i love sci-fi and writing ponies, so i recently decided to write one inspired by Shadowrun (cliche, i know lol)

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    2 comments · 245 views
  • 232 weeks
    i'm blaming Crackle's Cousin Cosplay for this

    a couple weeks ago, at the cosplay contest at Ponyville Ciderfest, i learned that the judges have a bias toward handmade cosplays (closet cosplays are valid too!) and it motivated me to actually make something that i've had an idea for ever since i watched "Spike At Your Service"

    a functional timberwolf cosplay

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  • 280 weeks
    a lot of people are going to hate me for this

    does anyone remember the 2005 game Still Life? in it, there was a BDSM cult of assassins (simplest definition) that has infiltrated all parts of Chicago society. the 4 symbols of the cult have always stuck out in my mind (Mistress of Pain, Queen of Secrets, Lady Temptation, Baroness of Blood) and i have just now figured out how i can use them

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  • 283 weeks
    i think i've found a niche...

    After some much-appreciated editing and critiquing by Moosetasm and VividSyntax, my newest fic is finally ready to be published!

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    1 comments · 242 views
Jan
17th
2018

updates for January 2018 · 3:12am Jan 17th, 2018

ok folks, i have some news for all of you. some good, some bad, some...meh

my brother rillegas08 and i have moved into our new house, but their is still a lot to organize and tidy up
my main fic "The Crystal War" has been put on hiatus for now, as my attention and creative chops are not currently focused on it
on the plus side, i just wrote a new fic! it's called "The Monsters Are Real" and it was inspired (heavily) by the song "Goodnight, Demonslayer, Goodnight." it's rather short (only about 1200 words), but here's hoping that it's not a copyrighted song, and it fits all the other requirements, as i have some padding in the form of lyrics
i am already thinking of a sequel to that fic, when the main character is now an adult

i will also be working on getting a hard copy of what i have so far of "The Crystal War." this will allow me to distribute it to some friends for critique and inspiration

as always,
Be intolerant of intolerance
Do better
Compassion wins

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