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EpicMuttonChops


just a nonbinary asexual guy writing about ponies. Anon is lazy character writing, and if they're a character, you need to buck up and get creative. find me at Ponyville Ciderfest!

Nov
30th
2019

cyberpunk story idea · 9:57pm 6 days ago

ok so i love sci-fi and writing ponies, so i recently decided to write one inspired by Shadowrun (cliche, i know lol)

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Nov
26th
2019

i'm blaming Crackle's Cousin Cosplay for this · 4:54pm November 26th

a couple weeks ago, at the cosplay contest at Ponyville Ciderfest, i learned that the judges have a bias toward handmade cosplays (closet cosplays are valid too!) and it motivated me to actually make something that i've had an idea for ever since i watched "Spike At Your Service"

a functional timberwolf cosplay

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Dec
22nd
2018

a lot of people are going to hate me for this · 7:52pm Dec 22nd, 2018

does anyone remember the 2005 game Still Life? in it, there was a BDSM cult of assassins (simplest definition) that has infiltrated all parts of Chicago society. the 4 symbols of the cult have always stuck out in my mind (Mistress of Pain, Queen of Secrets, Lady Temptation, Baroness of Blood) and i have just now figured out how i can use them

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Dec
5th
2018

i think i've found a niche... · 3:42am Dec 5th, 2018

After some much-appreciated editing and critiquing by Moosetasm and VividSyntax, my newest fic is finally ready to be published!

A story that is inspired by and follows the song "In Disguise" by Aurelio Voltaire, it has romance, intrigue, and, of course, ponies. Hope you enjoy!

And as always...
Be intolerant of intolerance

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Nov
20th
2018

using second person · 4:37am Nov 20th, 2018

i just had some inspiration to start a new one-shot, based on another Aurelio Voltaire song. i'm also considering writing it in the second person narrative

what are your thoughts and experiences on writing/reading in this style?

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Nov
7th
2018

Nov 6 update · 4:12am Nov 7th, 2018

A couple weeks ago my brother and I went to Ponyville Ciderfest in Milwaukee, WI. And while MLP-MSP will always hold a special place in my heart, Ciderfest has been my favorite convention, and this year topped the list as my favorite. Met old friends (VividSyntax, Tom Ink) and made plenty of new ones (CoffeeMinion, CategoricalGrant, Calm Wind, Fiaura the Tank Girl). Not to mention the whole weekend was full of musicians (Willa! and singing VAs! and Daniel Ingram signed my MLP movie CD!) which

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Jan
17th
2018

updates for January 2018 · 3:12am Jan 17th, 2018

ok folks, i have some news for all of you. some good, some bad, some...meh

my brother rillegas08 and i have moved into our new house, but their is still a lot to organize and tidy up
my main fic "The Crystal War" has been put on hiatus for now, as my attention and creative chops are not currently focused on it

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Mar
23rd
2017

still working on Chapter 7... · 6:26am Mar 23rd, 2017

it's taking a lot longer than i hoped, but i keep making progress, and im happy to say i've reached 4000 words, and i'm not finished with it yet! i'm positive this chapter will be the longest i've written so far, surpassing "A Call to Armaments"

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Feb
6th
2017

WANT YOUR OC IN MY FIC? · 12:25am Feb 6th, 2017

yes, that's right, i'm opening up the opportunity for my followers to add their OC to my fic The Crystal War!

here's the situation: the Wonderbolt cadets are doing a special operations rescue drill, and i have 2 main 5-pony teams that i'm focusing on. the first one is Lightning Dust, Soarin, and two other pegasi, led by Rainbow Dash. the other team are my OCs Eclipse, Little Angel, Fleetfoot, and two other pegasi

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Jan
9th
2017

major updates · 11:43pm Jan 9th, 2017

well, it seems as though chapter 7 of my fic The Crystal War is gonna be longer than expected. the way i want it, there's still a lot i want to address (featuring Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust and the rest of the Wonderbolt Academy)

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