Poetry alert! Poetry alert! Poetry Alert!
Oh my! Is that an Aria huggin' Blaze at my keyboard?!
[Warning, Sharp Edges and DJs Aheads!]
DJ-p0n3 here with buet butt-kicker Aria Blaze
JUSTICE AND VENGEANCE AND SUNSET & ARIA B & VYNIL look, we made a poem it's on CommaFull.
Sunset and I and a bunch of others, (
There was a Ninja, some woman with green hair named Gertrude, probably my sister Vengeance, and Lord Skywalker. You know. The one that likes to snorkle.) colabed on a story!
If you like magic, myth, and also our poetry, please give it a read!
May the stars above, below, and around you be your guide
May they shine through the blackest nights, shine on the cloudiest days, and shine through the whitest days
May the sky keep you. May the clouds watch over you
May the rains caress and keep you well
May day bring you joy and night keep you safe
May the earth and ground beneath you guide your path
We interrupt your irregular scheduled assault on Society Indoctrination to bring more unscheduled assaults on Society Indoctrinations.
Hey read-a-rinos!
Remember when using the internet didn't suck and Wookiepedia didn't redirect you to Disneylazyland Star Wars pages?
Mother moon has gone to bed
Leaving you a book unread
Sister Sun is here to help you out
So wash your face at the spout
Sister Sun is here behind the clouds
To keep alit the ground below
Her light still touches in the shade
Its still time to greet the day
For the sake of not accidentally offending anyone today, Merry baby harp seals being clubbed to death with a big bag of sex-toys that's being literally held by Satan!
Or like... Happy Hearth's Warming works too, I guess. Just... whatever you celebrate, have a merry of whatever that is.
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Wait your family does that too next you'll tell me you also fight the holiday zombies your families cursed to get a visit from every year too.
Boy if I had a nickel for every time I heard that one.
Merry Christmas you strange, strange author of strangely amusing stories.
Well, I'm not offended. Intentionally or otherwise. So... merry fucking Christmas to you too, Jack wagon.
4758446
You'd have a nickel? Also, you have a wonderful name.
Happy Hearth's Warming😊😊😊
4758472
Thank you. Also I wouldn't have anything as I read it rather than heard it.
4758724
I could fix that.
Happy holidays
And a very Merry Seal Clubbing to you too buddy! May your follow through be epic, and the 'thwack' satisfying.
I wish my family was cool enough to club seals...
4758757
The nickel or the hearing part?
4759575
Yes.
4759601
Thanks for the offer but I can always read aloud. And thanks to the amazing powers of daily vitamins I have enough nickel in my diet.
4759623
Alrighty.