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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Dec
21st
2017

I don't sleep~! · 10:27pm Dec 21st, 2017

So I was at the therapist today and was telling her how I love to walk the dog at 3 AM when it's snowing, and how I've been collab writing with a friend every early morning (until recently due to contests,) and she went:

"Haha geez Pickle, when do you sleep~?"
"Oh! I sleep at..."
"..."
"U- uh."

Comments ( 8 )

We should form a club.

Consider improving your sleep hygiene by keeping your bed area clean and tidy and refraining from exercising, eating, or using electronics within thirty minutes of trying to sleeo

Consider working out, I've heard it helps. Needs to be done for about a month straight before you start seeing results though.

4755653
I am trying to make jogging a habit~
4755610
Too tired and brain dead to organize one~
4755621
Well I mean, if I WANTED to be logical, and intelligent, and wholesome...

Sleep is for the weak.

I’m surprised no one said it yet.

Also: holy crap, thee Plague has descended upon you. Truly, you are worthy.

4755653
Your name seemed really familiar, and I was looking at a super slick Hekapoo pic and I went OHHHHHH WOAH IT'S THAT GUY HE'S TOTALLY A COOL ARTIST BRO I MEAN I FIGURED BUT WOOOOOOAAAAAAA-
I really like your art~

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I'm not actually Plague, I just took it because someone asked me to because of my avatar. Haven't changed it since.

4763769
Oh ha~! That's pretty funny~

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