A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
This is fine, this is perfectly fine, everything’s fine everything’s gonna be fine NOBODY HAS TO LOSE IT! NOBODY HAS TO GET STUPID UP IN HERE, WE ARE SUPER DUPER JUST ABSOLUTELY A O K- SOOOOOOON OF A BYAAAAAIIIIEEETCH!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH’m just upset I spilt a glass of water.
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How in the name of Krampus do you manage to spill water on your head?
You... split water?
Calm down, Moses.
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AHHHHHHHH dangit.
It was very rude thing to do to all the fish. I apologize sincerely-
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On table.
Under table flipping over computer tower that got water on it.
Cup put on top of table again.
Falls over and hits head.
Spills down back.
Yell out "SON OF A BIIIIIIIII- you know the rest~
Water
We meet again, my old nemesis!