New Story! (ish!)

Hey, guys!

So I just published a new story. Ish. It’s sort of a new story, in the way that a knuckle sandwich is technically a sandwich, or that Subway is “health food.” Except, like, sort of the opposite... I don’t know where I was going with that comparison.

Anyway, you guys might actually find this story informative! Yeah, you heard me. Because it’s not just a story. It’s a story that describes its own descriptions. You see, I was conscripted (see: kidnapped and held at metaphorical gunpoint) to write my part of this EQD blog over here, and then this story was the result of that thing spiralling out of control.

It’s weird. It’s silly. It’s me having fun writing a dumb, cliché story full of all sorts of little nuggets of writing wisdom I’ve picked up over the last 6 years.

Could I have made it a blog post? Yeah, but what’s the fun in that when I can write “you” on a date with good ol’ Sunnybuns at the same time?

Go give it a read. It’s up now!