MLP MOVIE Review · 2:40pm Oct 5th, 2017
took me 3 and half hours to watch it (anger attacks, taking a break to catch Yugioh Arc V... yayaya)
Had to watch it leaked (It was the only way)
I'm not going to make a Starfleet movie for this MLP movie... I already have TWO...
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/375936/my-brave-pony-starfleet-magic-the-movie
FIRST IMPRESSIONS
Hmm... well, the animation sure seems smother, but that's not really what I came for.
Well, Twilight's panicking at the start, and I love seeing her fret, but a FRIENDSHIP FESTIVAL... major sickening in my stomach.
The ponies seem to be acting just like they should (And I don't like it anyway)
WE GOT THIS TOGETHER
UGH'LL MAKE IT STOP!! All this friendship crap... I haven't even eaten dinner yet. Don't make me lose my lunch!
But then again... BAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Twilight getting crushed by the cake... Maybe the gods are a little just.
STORM KING
Mmm... and Tempest, this is very interesting, FOR ME...
Yes, this is almost exactly like my Starfleet Season 5 when the Insectos invaded, (And I bless them for zapping Cadance first) It's a pityt hey haven't any of starfleet's defenses. They could've blocked the invasion more easily.
THE MISSION
Well, well, just like my own Starfleet movie, it's a quest is it; a quest to save your homeland, and people point fingers at ME?! HA!
THE STORM KING HIMSELF
This is the big baddie? First impressions, not withstanding, but still got a long way to go.
As for Tempest herself... So, he horn was damaged... kinda like how I had Twilight's wings destroyed in Starfleet Season 1. That's worth some points (It supports my writing style and ideals)
THE CITY
Well, the fact they said it's OUTSIDE of Equestria, I guess that confirms a bit more that Equestria really IS just a country on whatever planet it is. Still, I refuse to change my Starfleet fics (Too much work, I like it as it is, and thta's what ALTERNATE VERSES are about)
and all these mysterious creatures, I approve whole-heartily; becuase it supports my writing style of making different and unusual creatures, be they from outer space or on the Pony Planet.
But Someone needs to inform Pinkie Pie she can't just say ANY-PONY... (THERE AREN'T ANY PONIES THERE!!!)
CAPPER
Hmm, he's pretty slick, and he seems to think realistically (To an extent)
PINKIE'S FALL
I knew there was a good reason I gave her wings at the end of Starfleet Season 3. Twilight may have saved her, but you can't always trust her to be there.
CAPTAIN CELEANO and the PIRATES (Excuse me... "Swashbuckling Treasure Hunters")
Hmm... they seem to be slaves, rather than minions, but still... facing the Storm King's wrath if they defy him... I approve.
TIME TO BE AWESOME
Tres... LAME... It's NOT always up to you, it isn't. (That's reality for ya) Naturally, if I wrote it, it'd be changed so they'd still pay the price...
Really, Rainbow Dash... using the Sonic Rainboom to give away your position to the enemy... You're even dumber than I took you for.
SIEGE OF THE SHIP
The Storm King has his own ACTION-FIGURES? Major loss of points there. Being evil isn't about being famous.
HAHAHAHAHA! OH... I LOVE the falling scene! and as for the makeshift balloon... well I can give Twilight the credit this time. She had the power and the resources.
THE HIPPOGRYPHS
First impressions, especially the queen, I'm reminded of the Littler Mermaid, but I do like how the FRIENDS were all turned into sea creatures, kinda like how I TURNED THEM INTO HUMANOID PONIES IN STARFLEET (Score another one for my ideals and MLP actually using them)
Princess Skystar... she's already making me sick with her giddiness (She's like half Pinkie Pie) Then again, her attitude is understandle, being stuck in the water for so long.
ONE SMALL THING
Not sure how to rate that one...
TWILIGHT STEALING
Tsk-tsk-tsk... like I made Grand Ruler teach Twilight in Starfleet Season 2... "Sometimes, the obvious choice is the wrong choice."[/b
MAYBE I WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER OFF WITHOUT FRIENDS LIKE YOU
...Whoa! Even I am shocked (and I write up scenes like that all the time) Still, I have to give this major points for the fallout.
*Lightning Dawn to Twilight:* "I am very ashamed of you."
OPEN UP YOUR EYES
Finally, a song I like, because it dissed friendship and gives you someone else's view of things.
THE STORM KING... Again
Okay, this guy is seriously growing lamer. I like villains that hiss or talk deeply, not near comedic, but he is causing trouble, but he'll have to do better than what he's doing now.
what's he's doing with the sun and moon is very dangerous... Unless of course in this universe it's the sun and moon that travel around the pony planet. (If like our Earth, the planet moved around the sun... changing the suns position like that would upset the gravitational balance of the orbit. The planet would either crash into the sun, or fly off into space and freeze)
THE BATTLE
So the Pirates help the ponies... just like I make Starfleet help the Equestrians. That's another point for my ideal writing, and another "YOU LOSE" to all my haters and mockers"
(Seems to me MLP is starting to really support some of my style... and about time)
oh, and uh...
... FLUTTERSHY!!! (That is by far the stupidest Fluttershy moment I've ever seen)
THE STORM
WOW!! Finally, some incredible chaos and destruction! Why couldn't they do this before?!
Uh oh... Friendship again... feeling sick already!
Damn it, Twilight, I was hoping Tempest would die too (Then again... it's MLP, predicitble)
Well, I liked a LITTLE of what this movies showed, and naturally I HATED a lot of it (I'm still AntI-Brony, and I can't change that) Nevertheless... for supporting my writing style, and actually doing a FEW THINGS MAY WAY FOR ONCE... I give this movie...
6.5 out of 10!
You are aware that there exist other pages to watch the movie, right?
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Yes, but they don't have it yet either (I've looked)
can you tell me where you looked? Cause I kinda doubt you looked up all possibilities
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Youtube... Dailymotion... Viemo... Kiss Cartoon... Watchcartoonline... the works... It's just not loaded yet (It's only JUST premiering, it could take a bit)
Some websites, even if they have it, I can't watch it in my country (U.S only) others require an account.
I rather wait for the DVD and yay for violence. To make a great movie you need a good plot*throws it in the bowl* drama,good characters, a bit comedy*puts them in*good voice actors,nice visuals,romance if any*puts them in*maybe a bit of fear,morals, action is a must but not too much we need*puts in it*and lastly a good ending*unless it is a scary movie which may be optional*a lesson learn and good music*mix them all together*which makes a great movie tho like food it can differ by taste
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Even if I waited for the DVD, I still wouldn't get it (I don't buy MLP merch) and so I'd still have to watch it online. Best to watch it now...
Nah I rather see official release tho I appreciate it
When you look closely at the Storm King, does he remind you of something in particular by any chance?
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No, not really...
4789438
Oh.
Well, part of the way he’s portrayed definitely reminds me of something in particular.
4789438
I’m going to tell you what the Storm King’s portrayal reminds me of.
To me, part of his personality reflects on the critics who gave the film negative reviews, as well as anti-bronies and people who just plain hate pony.
As a matter of fact, I find that your style of writing (even though I don’t read your fics) was not the only thing you claim they were inspired by. I find that the Storm King was partly based off of you as a person, as well as some of his lines being partly based off of your rants about MLP.
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In a way, the Storm King is like me, but in other ways he's not. I prefer the kind of evil creeps who don't use bad jokes and puns when they talk. They don't use sarcasm either.
then again, I still consider the Storm king to be highly lame.
I prefer Count Logan over him.
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I see.
But, would you be offended by Hasbro for partly basing the Storm King off of you as a person?
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Are you kidding? This isn't the first time MLP's copied the ideas of something I made long before the actual episode aired.
I'm actually THRILLED: Thrilled that MLP is waking up and smelling the java, and doing JUST A LITTLE THINGS MY WAY FOR ONCE!!
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Hate to break it to ya, but I’m afraid that’s only wishful thinking.
Hasbro has its writers under contract to not accept any ideas from people like you and people like me whatsoever. Only ideas from the writers they hire.
Anything they do that’s similar to what you do would be merely coincidental. Although it is possible for them to be inspired by you on what they can do next.
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that's pretty much what I just said, and have ALWAYS been saying. I know it's just coincidental, but it proves my ideas are not that bad for MLP as people give me grief over.
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Oh.
Well, that makes sense.
I didn’t know that was what you actually said because you said what you said in a different way with a different meaning.
These are traits that I find you and the Storm King have in common (Now, this is only based on the blogs I’ve seen you make as well as the private messaging we did with one another, so correct me if I’m wrong):
1. You both have a kind of sarcasm that almost no one can see through until they find out too late.
2. You both have a sense of humor that is very reminiscent to that of Hades (played by James Woods on Disney’s Hercules).
3. You both have bursts of anger about something that can come out of nowhere, and you both rant on about something.
4. You both don’t like friendship, believe that it weakens you, and believe anyone that you associate with would stab you in the back.
5. Both of you believe that the world is all about you and you alone.
Well, that’s all I can find that the two of you have in common, and why the Storm King reminds me of you.
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I am not sarcastic
I don't HAVE much of a sense of humor
Correct
Correct
Incorrect: The world doesn't revolve around me, but people don't have to act worse than that
Now I don't want to hear anymore word of the Storm king, he's a lame villain
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I understand. I just thought it’d be great to tell you why I can’t help but think of you when looking at...you know who.
Although, I will say that when I look and think about you, even if you don’t have a sense of humor, I can’t help but think of people like Wallace Shawn & Lewis Black.