Dramatic reading of The Wheel and the Butterfly · 4:01am Sep 17th, 2017
Do you hate reading? Then why are you here?
No, wait! Come back.
If you're someone whose glanced at my oldest and longest running fic and immediately collapsed into a fetal ball regarding its length, then tortilla laser has the cure for what ails you and personably focused light based taco holding solutions. That cure is a dramatic reading that I've now linked twice!
So if you want to catch up on Dan and Pinkie's antics and but are intimidated by stories that exceed the length of War and Peace, try listening to the story! Or perhaps chat up T.L. for methods to eat Mexican food burn and hole through your enemies all at once!
Is it a coincidence that I'm currently reading it
4670869
No. It's all according to plan.
4670873
Oh my he can read minds
Well, now the true test comes. Can the dramatic reader finish his reading of the story? Only time will tell...
I've actually been using FiMFiction's auto-reader to listen to the story while I do chores. Should you ever catch up to where I am in the story (Chapter 176, currently) I'll be thrilled to take a listen!
4670875
Don't joke about people who can read minds.
Seriously, I'm friends with some people who can actually read thoughts and emotions. It's not something to joke about. It doesn't sound bad on paper, being able to read another person's thoughts, but when you are always hearing them no matter what they are and who is having them, it becomes a curse. It's also murder for them to find someone romantically too.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
6:34_9/17/2017
And it's somehow still not done ;_;
4671025
I wasn't joking though