ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME! (Includes a preview for an upcoming classic) · 10:00pm Sep 7th, 2017

At last, I have control of your internets!

Is your mother home~?

Your father~?

Guardian~?

Nooooooo...?

GOOD! Then I welcome you to my humble and very secret abode!

Deep inside the intestine of a Manticore!

Ren and Stimpy gags aside, I have been on a quest to find what makes a certain ally of mine tick...and also hack into his computer files and steal everything he has to offer so that I may use it against him should my dark secrets be uncovered by him. I trust no one with my delicious secrets of deliciousness...

But you didn't really get much, cuz you're bad at computer hacking.

Zip it, Ivory! I AM A FLIPPING GENIUS, unappreciated in her own time!

This coming from the person who set her sister's hair on fire with a candlestick lighter.

When I was two, dit!

Anyways, I've managed to broadcast the chunk of this "Treasurefruit" story to your computers here and here alone! Get ready, my children, for you 'bout to get MA Larsoned!

I'm not sure that means what you think it means.

Silence, Ivory! Now without further ado, ROLL CLIP!

...ahem...I said...ROLL CLIP!

...Tone Deaf that's your cue.

(A faint sound of muttering is heard as a pair of Earth Pony hooves work with a human computer; if you listen hard enough you can hear her complaints as to why SHE must do this when Ivory is literally a flipping Unicorn)

“... I'd like you to accept, but I understand if you want to decline, and I respect your decision either way.”
Applebloom shut the door behind her, only just loud enough to let her family know she was home. She instantly recognized the voice that greeted her ears as she stepped inside, an smiled weakly as she realized what was going on. As she expected, Button Mash poked his head into the hall from their dining room, and have a gentle grin.
“Hey, honey. I heard about Scootaloo.” He said softly, stepping out to embrace her. “You doing okay?”
“Not really,” she chuckled bitterly, kissing his cheek, “but Ah’ll be fine. Just need a break from everythin’, is all. What's going on here?”
“Just trying to convince your brother to sell us some of the Apple family cider. Diamond Tiara wants to give your family sixty percent of the profits!”
Applebloom's smile remained intact as she nodded. “Sounds interesting, but Ah take it Ah ain't as tough a sell as my brother?”
Button laughed. “Actually, he's on board as well! I just need the signature of your sister, since she--"
“Since she's the one who runs the place, yeah.” Applebloom chuckled. “Where is AJ, anyways? Ah didn't see her on the way up.”
“She told me she was headed to the Third North Orchard when I got here.” Button shrugged. “Said something about gathering any apples that missed the buckets.”
Applebloom's smile instantly fell, and she looked to Big Mac as he stepped into view.
“Are you sure she said the Third North Orchard?”
“Yeah?” Button confirmed carefully.
Big Mac glanced out the window. “Oh no,”
Applebloom's blood began to race, and she prepared to bolt out the door. “Follow me, NOW!”
"Wait, what's wrong?!" Button asked, as he himself began to panic.
Applebloom spared him a brief glance. "We haven't harvested that orchard yet," she growled, "and Ah know exactly what that stubborn sister of mine's doing..."