• Member Since 30th Jun, 2013
  • offline last seen April 20th

Pickleless

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Pickleless Joined 30th Jun, 2013 · Offline

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  • 127 weeks
    Woah!! What exactly IS Humor?!

    It's forming a new positive connection in your brain which once had a negitive or neutral reaction that takes you by surprise, not to be confused with making you afraid.

    0 comments · 215 views

  • 156 weeks
    Okay now.

    Where-

    Where are you all coming from?

    Who said what?

    My inner gossip whore must know, tell me-

    5 comments · 437 views

  • 161 weeks
    AF DAY

    So April Fools is kinda like Opposite Day so I wrote a not comedy.

    April Fools~

    1 comments · 237 views

  • 163 weeks
    And boom, gone.

    Deleted the heated blog post at the request of a friend, if you have a sour taste in your mouth after that, I don’t, so you shouldn’t either.

    Anyway, so ponies are cute.

    7 comments · 333 views

  • 165 weeks
    Howdy~!

    Read More

    3 comments · 334 views
Aug
30th
2017

HEY THERE YOU SASSY, BOLD HIPSTERS! · 11:21pm Aug 30th, 2017

WANNA DO A CRACKFIC THAT EVEN CRACKFICS DON'T DO MUCH OF? WANNA STAND OUT MAKE THE GOOD ROMANCE BETWEEN TWO DARK AND EDGY SOULS?! Wanna maybe make some cash probably maybe who knows?

WELL CHECK THIS OUT!!!

YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDLY FANFIC WRITER PICKLEBUTT IS GONNA PARTAKE IN THIS, OR JUDGE IT! Maybe. THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN ME?!?

WELL YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M BAD AT BOTH SAD AND ROMANTIC THINGS!

ENTER THIS CONTEST AND PUT ME IN MY PLACE~!!

Report Pickleless · 264 views · #No really I'm all comedy #YOU COULD SAY I'M A ONE TRICK PONY #HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE-
Comments ( 3 )
Ice Star
Ice Star #1 · Aug 30th, 2017 · · ·
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Tbh I write them as sassy, bold hipsters

And thank you for the unexpected signal boost!

Pickleless
Pickleless #2 · Aug 30th, 2017 · · ·
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4653295
YEAH WHATEVER IDIOT- good luck hosting the whole thing!

Ice Star
Ice Star #3 · Aug 30th, 2017 · · ·
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Thanks again! ...And, uh, for calling me idiot, I guess?

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